Is it us, or did the Druggie Drama Girl sprout that baby belly overnight? Homegirl did not have that stomach two weeks ago. Anyway, here's this week's up's and down's...
Happy: DDG's newly rounded midsection allows us to finally buy her assertion that she's too far along for a legal abortion.
Sad: Baby daddy Ty is offically sporting a child molester 'stache.
Happy: Ethan ran a red light and hit another student (Rhonda) with his SUV. Turns out Ethan has infinitely more chemistry with Rhonda (played by FNL's Aimee Teegarden) than he does with Annie, which makes us feel cheerful about the inevitability of their break-up.
Sad: For most of the episode we thought Aimee Teegarden was actually Alex Mack...
...Speaking of which, Larissa Oleynik! What happened to you? Are you going to be on the Ten Things TV Show? Also, Aimee Teegarden! What are you doing on 90210? Does this mean you're leaving Friday Night Lights? Say it ain't so.
Happy: Silver is back to behaving like a real person and not a teenage Joy Behar.
Sad: Dixon and Silver are back together which leaves us feeling skeptical about the writers' ability to do them justice.
Happy: The new drama teacher is HOT. Who can she hook up with?
Sad: Navid didn't gather DDG into his hungry arms after helping her broadcast the news of her pregnancy to the whole school. Maybe next week...