Oprah's a tweeting fool these days.  She's listening to Seal, letting us know the truth about her weave, and making dates with Wolverine.  You know, the ususal...

@Oprah Hey Oprah, looking forward to seeing you next Friday!

@RealHughJackman Hugh...I'm countin' the hours. Wanna do dinner the night before. Same booth? Or catch up fresh on the air?

@Oprah Dinner Thursday night, our same booth would be perfect. I am going to work on getting to Chicago sooner. Cannot wait...

Awwww.  They have a booth.  That's nice.  Is it weird that our first thought when we read these was "Oprah and Hugh Jackman? Bet that would be a good sex tape?"

Previously:

Listen Up America: Oprah is Not Wearing a Weave [VIDEO]

Oprah Winfrey Cancels Columbine Program

Oprah Winfrey Writes Her First "Tweet" Live On The Oprah Winfrey Show