Oh goddammit to hell.WTF is happening, world? Honestly. 

This Twitter craze has become a real focal point in examining our existence on Earth. Is the whole world spinning wildly out of control, or have we just lost our foothold? It's been said that if you think everyone else is insane, you're probably the crazy one. This Twitter thing makes no sense to us. Does that mean we've lost the ability to understand what's important to humankind? Can someone please explain what appears, from our limited vantage point, to be mass insanity? Because right now we're concerned life is passing us by. Have we begun the slow descent to complete irrelevance and death? We're awful young for that...

Winfrey -- who used Friday's live broadcast to send out her first tweet "ASHTON IS NEXT" -- admitted she doesn't really know what Twitter is -- but spent most of her show responding to messages she received.

Before Winfrey's first tweet, she already had over 75,000 people following @oprah on Twitter.

"Now I've joined Twitter. Here's my first -- it's called a Tweet? I'm stepping into the Twitterverse!" Winfrey said. "It's too cool. I'm still not sure I really get it. I left my building today and my doorman said I hear you're Tweeting today."

Irrelevance and death. Wave goodbye to us, it's been nice knowing you. 

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