Rocket, 28

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What has stripping taught you about dating?
Don't make snap judgments based on first impressions. I've really hit it off with someone after that initial awkward nervous phase wore off. In the strip club, the guy in the designer suit with the flashy rolex watch might be a total cheapskate. The guy in the camo hunting gear who is missing teeth might spend a small fortune on you.

I want to put on a little strip show for my boyfriend's birthday, but I'm nervous that I'll just end up looking ridiculous. What should I do to make sure it goes off without a hitch?
Choose slow music, and move deliberately. Wear an outfit that is easy to remove, but has lots of things to play with: zippers, buttons, ribbon ties, buckles. It builds anticipation. And make a lot of seductive eye contact!

Is a stripper pole in the bedroom worth the investment? Why or why not?
I don't think so. But a lap-dance chair is a great idea! Tip: Ikea makes great chairs and couches for this purpose. Somehow all of their stuff is at the perfect height for different positions.

I've got a fantasy about boning a cheerleader. What can I say to my normally vanilla girlfriend to convince her to dress up for me?
Make a trade for it! If she does this for you, ask her what you can do in return, even if it is something non-sexual. Fair is fair.

How do I tell my boyfriend he's bad in bed? I think he thinks the clitoris is just like, a spot on my body and not an actual organ you can feel. Where should I start?
Teach him with positive reinforcement. When he does something well, actually say "I like that, do it again." You could also try masturbating in front of each other. That way he can see how you touch yourself and follow your lead.

I got drunk and cheated on my girlfriend of three years. It was a one time thing, and I feel like an asshole. Do I tell her?
If you can keep a secret, don't tell. If you are going to be miserable and guilt-ridden she'll be able to tell something is up. In that case, go into the conversation expecting to get dumped, and just hope for the best.