Kat, 26
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Why are strippers better in bed?
Are they? The closest I've come to having sex with a stripper was dry humping a male dancer once. I would assume that if we are better in bed, it's because our jobs require a certain level of openness. I think it’s safe to say that we’re probably more uninhibited than the average person.

How can I pick up a stripper?
You can remember that we don’t get paid by the hour, so if you try to take up our time at the club without paying us, it’s rude. If you really like a stripper, buy time in the VIP and offer to just let her sit and relax. And don’t try to say that you don’t want to be thought of as a customer. If you’re so worried about that, then don’t go around hitting on people while they’re trying to work.

Is a stripper pole in the bedroom worth the investment? Why or why not?
Investment? Do you mean for exercise, or to spice up your love life? If you’re trying to spice up your love life, I’m not a huge fan of poles in the bedroom. If you think you or your partner would really get off on it though, go for it. Removable stripper poles are not that expensive, and anything that will help your sex life is probably a good investment.

I think my girlfriend and I are breaking up. We've been dating a couple years and are living together. The lease is up in two and a half months. When do I break it off?
I mostly think there’s no time like the present, but I also appreciate that breaking a lease and moving are both expensive and inconvenient. Personally, when I’m ready to break up with someone, I can’t stand waiting, because there’s always something, be it an anniversary, a birthday, or a lease.

I think I might be into pegging. How can I broach this to my girlfriend without freaking her out?
I would broach the subject by slowly initiating some ass play and toys first before you surprise your girlfriend with a harness. After you’ve tested the waters and if she’s been receptive, then just ask her. Make sure you’re tending to her needs in bed too so it feels like a give and take.

What makes a good blowjob?
Being sure the strip-club manager can't see you. Kidding! No teeth. Also, paying attention to how he’s breathing, steady rhythm, and deep throating — if it doesn’t make you gag.

I got drunk and cheated on my girlfriend of three years. It was a one time thing, and I feel like an asshole. Do I tell her?
No. I really don’t believe confessing is the right thing to do if you can honestly say that it will never happen again. I don’t think it does your girlfriend any favors. You fucked up, and you don’t get to unload that on her. As an aside, I think you should get tested.

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