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Sex Advice From Central Park Tanners - Krystle

Krystle, 28


What's the best way to pick up someone tanning in the park?
You want to have some activity going on, like volleyball, so you could get someone to join you.


Should I trust guys who hit on me when I go out tanning?

There’s no reason you can’t trust someone doing anything, but I don’t look for someone to come right up to me when I’m lying down, trying to relax and enjoy time alone. If I want to be engaged, I will be pretty clear.

Where is the best place outside to have sex?
Well, on the beach you have sand and salt, and on the boardwalk you have hookers, so they aren’t really great places, honestly. A private cabana would be ideal, or just take it to the car. You won’t be disturbed by any friction or burning or sassy hookers.

Lately I’ve been really disappointed with the way my guy eats me out, but I am too afraid I’ll hurt his feelings him if I say anything. What’s a good way to approach the situation?
You always want to use the positive approach. There should be something that he does that you enjoy. You want to say “I really like it when you…” rather than saying “I don’t like it when you do this or that.” Try to highlight the things that you do love, and then he’ll be more inclined to take that in a more positive, helpful manner. If you make him feel insecure, it’ll end up being awkward. You don’t want to hurt his feelings.


I had a one-night stand the other night and half way through I realized I’d forgotten the girl’s name. What’s the best way to find this out without looking like a complete idiot?
Ask her how to spell it. If you haven’t gotten her number yet, then you can ask, "Oh, how do you spell your name?"

I can’t stand it when a guy interprets my friendliness as flirting, and ends up cornering me for my number. But I always feel like saying no will ruin all the friendliness. What’s the best way to let him down?
Agreed, that can be pretty annoying. How can you say no nicely? Well, you’ll probably have to just say, “No,” nicely! “No, I’m okay, thank you for asking.” Or “We’ll cross paths again…” The direct honest approach, so he’ll get the idea.

My best friend’s mom is a total MILF. And she’s single too! My friend no longer lives at home, and I'm over eighteen; should I just go for it?
Probably not. It’s not the right thing to do by your friend. You should just keep an incredibly awesome hot fantasy.

I get bored after ten minutes of sex, and it doesn’t matter how attracted I am to the person I’m with, or how good they are. It’s just exhausting! Is there something wrong with me?
If you’re having sex with someone for the first time or in a new relationship with someone I would be pretty surprised. You should absolutely just be going at it. However, is there something wrong with you? No, everybody’s different! Everyone is different in their own, ten-minute way.

Comments ( 17 )

That's a nice crop of assholes you found.
DrButt commented on Jul 23 10 at 8:19 am
Assholes (douchebags too) are in season from late July through to the end of August, so it probably wasn't that hard.
jaycee commented on Jul 23 10 at 8:25 am
Duh. When you forget someone's name early on, turn the conversation to bad driver's license photos. They take out theirs, girls always have something to complain about their driver's photo, and you got their name.
jd commented on Jul 23 10 at 8:59 am
Haha @jd. I like that. Very clever.
BenReininga commented on Jul 23 10 at 9:51 am
I like the first guy's thoughts on giving phone numbers
:) commented on Jul 23 10 at 10:36 am
I don't understand Brett's response to the "forgot her name" question. Why on earth would he think it's a good idea to tell a girl that he's really attracted to a DIFFERENT girl, while they're hooking up? If a guy said to me, "I'm really attracted to this other girl with your name," I wouldn't say, "Oh, you've met another girl with my name?" I'd say, "Then go hook up with her, asshole."
ss commented on Jul 23 10 at 10:55 am
ss +1
cc commented on Jul 23 10 at 11:11 am
The boys in this set are repulsive.
s commented on Jul 23 10 at 1:40 pm
Central Park looks a lot different than I remember it.
mm commented on Jul 23 10 at 1:45 pm
mm+1. Central Park with sand and a yacht?
MRI commented on Jul 23 10 at 3:44 pm
Nasty.
ms commented on Jul 23 10 at 5:55 pm
So nasty
ms2 commented on Jul 23 10 at 10:04 pm
Getting a "handy"? Getting your "gennies wet"? Unless Brett is Australian, he needs to just cut it out. Well, really, even if he is, but that would be a bit of an explanation.
mpb commented on Jul 24 10 at 12:05 pm
Aw I have the same swimsuit as krystle.
brina commented on Jul 25 10 at 2:48 pm
so basically all people that tan in central park are vapid and shallow. good to know.
VOMITOR commented on Jul 25 10 at 5:38 pm
why does this feature look so much like an american apparel ad?
mer commented on Jul 26 10 at 2:22 pm
I actually really liked Brett's casual, no-drama approach. It would be nice if more people were just a bit more open and easy-going. He didn't sound shallow at all.
El commented on Jul 28 10 at 7:42 pm

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