Sex Advice From The French


BY SARAH SCHWAB



Amelie, 22

What’s the best reason to date a French person?
We’re sensual and open-minded. And we’re the best lovers in the world.

Are the French really better in bed?
The women are…

Is it wrong to date someone French just because her accent is a turn-on?
No. We roll our R’s. Just imagine what we can do in bed.

Last night, my girlfriend of five years suggested that we stop using condoms because it “feels better.” I agreed, but I'm totally freaked that she might get pregnant.  I'm also worried that she secretly wants to get pregnant. What should I do? 
There are so many options for women, so figure those out. I’d also be bothered that she wasn’t being responsible for her sexual health.



I just found out that the girl I’ve been dating for the past six months is a stripper. She said she didn’t tell me because she didn’t want to upset me. It does! Am I an asshole if I break up with her?
Clearly. Why don’t you make an effort to learn more about what she does? If it bothers you that much, maybe you should have been upfront about your insecurities right away.

After dating this girl for over a year, I finally met her parents. Her mother is a raging alcoholic and about a hundred pounds overweight. They say girls grow up to be their mothers. Should I be worried?
That’s a little ridiculous. If she maintains a healthy lifestyle, then I don’t really see what the issue is. The person you’re dating is obviously the person she is. She’s not going to change overnight.

I’m French. My girlfriend is American. Eventually, I want to move back to my home country, but she has no interest in even visiting. Should I break things off now?
Kind of, yes. Break up with her ass.

My boyfriend bought me a Hitachi vibrator to spice up our lovemaking — it gives me the most intense orgasms of my life. But now I can’t come when I have sex with him. How can I keep the amazing orgasms without making him feel inadequate? 
Wean yourself off it. Use lower and lower settings. Or, keep it. It won’t talk back to you, and it’s tucked away and only comes out when you need it. You won’t come home to a messy house or to it drunk and watching football. And you have an orgasm every time. Hitachi really is the best boyfriend.