Susan, 60
Sleeping with someone young enough to be your grandchild: good idea or bad idea? Why?
What do you have in common with this person? How can you communicate? Bad idea. Also, very young men are inept in the lovemaking department. It takes years to learn pacing and control.
Who’s better in bed: younger men or older men?
Older men have no fear of premature ejaculation or "wilting" at an inopportune moment because they take Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, or some other ED medication. The lasting power is phenomenal. They can play seemingly forever before getting down to business. This gives them great confidence. Younger men are more focused on the orgasm. Older men want the complete experience.
My long-term boyfriend doesn’t seem interested in sex anymore. It might be because he works all the time. How can I rev things up in bed?
Sex toys and lingerie. At dinner slip him a note that says, "I'm not wearing panties." Greet him wearing Saran Wrap. Buy a leather bustier and black, fishnet, thigh-high stockings. Buy some warming lubricant and offer to demonstrate it.
My boyfriend wants me to talk dirty to him in bed, but I don't know how. What should I say, exactly?
Tell him how what he's doing feels to you as he's doing it. Call him Superman, the man of steel. Talk about his physical attributes — how big he is, or how great his balls are.
What qualities should a women look for in a man? And vice-versa?
Character, kindness, sense of humor, intellect, consideration, and generosity. That holds true for both sexes.
What is a sure-fire dealbreaker in a relationship?
If a man is cheap, or his clothes look like an unmade bed, or if he neglects personal hygiene.
What is the best sex advice you have ever given your grandchild?
Wait. An unplanned pregnancy can ruin your life. It's not worth the momentary pleasure. If you can't wait, use a condom. Carry them in your purse if you have to, but never, ever have unprotected sex.
Commentarium (13 Comments)
grandma knows what's up.
my granma was never this cool. or level-headed.
Hubba Hubba
Best sex advice ever! Good one =)
"Greet him wearing seran wrap"? Oh. My. God.
"What leftovers again?" Joan Rivers
Hands down, the best sex advice I've read in a while. Normally I'm laughing and shaking my head, and this time I actually was like "wow, grandma knows what shes talking about". Thanks Hooksexup!
Almost as good as Sex advice from Cowboys.
"Tell him how great his balls are?!"
Hmm, one grandma says older men are better in bed and the other one says younger men are. What to think??
"Work her hard and put her away wet"? I love ya, Phil!
Advice one can actually use! These are obviously not your common and garden grand parents. I wonder, though, what about sleeping with someone your father's age?
Hahaha. I'm loving the saran wrap idea. (;
Now you say something