Sex Advice From The Big Lebowski Fest

Q: What has The Dude taught you about sex? A: That long-haired, average-looking men can still have a good time and get laid.

By Nick Stefanovich

Andrew, 42

Why should we listen to The Dude's advice when it comes to sex?
The Dude is all about self-pleasure and enjoyment. And that works out nicely. 

What's the best reason to date a Big Lebowski fan?
We know how to roll. We know how to knock 'em down and set 'em back up again. 

My girlfriend and I just moved into a new apartment building with thin walls. When we have sex, she can be very vocal. I'm worried that our neighbors are beginning to hate us and will complain. Is there something I can say to her so she'll quiet down, or should I just roll with it?
Take a tape recorder into a bowling alley and the sounds of knocking down all the pins will cover all the sex noises. 

What has The Dude taught you about sex?
The Dude has taught me that long-haired average-looking men can still have a good time and get laid. 

And all your hair is real? I've seen guys around with fake beards.
Yeah, it's all real. I've been growing it out for a year for Lebowski Fest. I don't know why, but I did. 

My boyfriend loves The Eagles. Should I dump him?
Yes. It's fucking nonsense.  Except for "Seven Bridges Road." I like that tune.

I recently went on a first date and when the girl was in the other room, I peeked at her DVD collection. It was full of pretty awful stuff. I had a great time on the date, but I'm worried about her taste. Should this be a dealbreaker?
No. It's called Netflix. Tell her to get HBO and Netflix and you're back in business.