A Very Important Annoucement from Scanner HQ or: Why Scanner Emily is No Longer on the Road to Becoming a Crazy Cat Lady
By AnonymousMarch 3rd, 2009, 3:22 pmComments (7)
Scanner readers, if you'll allow me to get personal for a moment, I'd like you to meet Jack:
I took my own advice and adopted him from a local shelter on Friday. After our first weekend together, we're in love. If you've noticed my absence from Scanner for the past few working days, blame it on Jack. Currently, I have a hard time turning down his puppy dog eyes when he walks over to my desk with a tennis ball in his mouth.
(For the record, that futon is not my couch. That is now Jack's hangout, in my office. I just wanted to clear that up.)
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Comments ( 7 )
Jack is gorgeous, the carpet - not so much.
Your dog is adorable. Your office is huge! I am jealous.
Congrats! I found an abandoned puppy a few weeks ago and she has been a blessing.
Great news! Jack is super cute and will no doubt bring another potential crazy cat lady back from the brink. :)
There's nothing wrong with the carpet. What is wrong with people? It would be awesome with a rich blue wall and dark wood furnishing. But enough about decor!
The dog is adorable!
Yo, kids. I just moved and have a huge apartment to furnish. What I've done so far (not the office) is actually really great. And I happen to like the rug, too.
Congrats Scanner Emily. You are truly blessed to have Jack to share your life. You will have no regrets and might find out that a crazy dog lady is just as adorable as the CCL. Jack is adorable and will have never ending love.
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