Yesterday, Emily revealed FHM's sexiest woman in the world (2009 High-Bidding Publicist's Decision Edition, of course.) As usual, no one has ever heard of her, much as they had never heard of Megan Fox last year. Well, this time we can prove the vote was rigged because the winner doesn't have cache like appearing in a recent #1 blockbuster to help boost her rankings... she's just some random vaguely hot model that is on the rise...
10. Freida Pinto (she should've been higher, especially this year)
9. Anna Friel (can't believe they called the now-canceled Pushing Daisies "massive")
8. Kristin Kreuk (uh, she was on Smallville... and... uh... yeah, hasn't been heard from since)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (booorriing choices in this top 10)
6. Adriana Lima (heard of her, can't place her, moving on)
5. Keeley Hazell (wait, Keeley Hazell isn't as sexy as...)
4. Britney Spears (...automatically invalidating the entire list...)
3. Jessica Alba (when are men going to get tired of this untalented nobody?)
2. Megan Fox (the dethroned champion falls to...)
1. Cheryl Cole. Uh, apparently she was on a show called the X Factor and annoys Simon Cowell. If that's true, why isn't she tied for the top spot with Jennifer Hudson, who is far more attractive? Let's look at the photo evidence:
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