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Fox News Enjoys Your Big Butt

By AnonymousMarch 13th, 2009, 11:36 pmComments (2)

 

Fox News in Phoenix had one of its poor, long-suffering female correspondents file a report on big butts and why they're absolutely wonderful for your health. Okay, this we gotta see...

"Right in the ol' badonk?" Dirty Diane, clearly you are obsessed. Also, apparently, big butts are what made Beyonce and J-Lo famous and there's no need to work out that much if your ass is gigantic. Thanks, Fox. 

 

 

We'll never look at apples the same way.

Via MyFoxPhoenix.

 

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Comments ( 2 )

This is more than just a little misleading... it's not that a big ass is healthy, so much as a big ass relative to a small waist is. And just eating lots of fatty foods won't, depending on the type of metabolism you have, result in an ass that's large relative to your gut. Basically, a lower waist-hip ratio is an indicator of health that is achieved mostly through genetics but also through being in shape and eating well. It also makes you awesomely hot. The wikipedia on this is a little scant, but here it is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist-hip_ratio

Anonymous commented on Mar 13 09 at 6:11 pm

I always get a huge laugh when I hear someone say "Fox News."

Anonymous commented on Mar 14 09 at 11:44 pm

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