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6) Hank Williams

Oasis

Why make it: Hank Williams didn't just establish modern country music, he lived it. Women, whiskey, and money troubles practically define the genre, and Hank had them all: two wives, hard financial times, and a drug and alcohol problem that eventually killed him at only twenty-nine. He also suffered from spina bifida, which doesn't get nearly as much play in country music, despite some great rhyming potential. Even though he couldn't read or write music, his songs have influenced generations of musicians across genres, and have been covered by legends ranging from Bob Dylan to Tony Bennett.

Casting call: It's time for Friday Night Lights' Zach Gilford to go from QB-1 of the Dillon Panthers to a leading man on the silver screen. He's got the charisma, the accent, and the confidence to do a great job. But maybe give Patrick Fugit a call just in case.

7) Tom Waits

Tom Waits

Why make it: Much like the Bob Dylan biopic I'm Not There, any movie about fellow self-mythologizer Tom Waits would have to be a mixture of facts and legend. Alleys, whiskey joints, Saturday nights, jazz, soul, love, heartbreak — all could be painted into the portrait of Tom Waits' America.

Casting call: You have to go with a massive cast here, each playing an incarnation of Waits and the characters that populate his songs. Obviously, Jim Jarmusch would direct.

8) Oasis

Oasis

Why make it: Liam and Noel Gallagher were abused children, delinquent teens, and finally, leaders of one of the biggest bands on the planet. Theirs is a story of feuding brothers, power struggles, anger, jealousy, and rock 'n roll.

Casting call: James McAvoy (as Noel) and Cillian Murphy (as Liam).

9) The Replacements

The Replacements

Why make it: A biopic about The Replacements would be as much about hearsay as it would be about reality. Like their music, the band's raucous persona hid a bashful sensitivity. Their drunken sets and band hijinx (read: felonies) are the stuff of indie-rock legend. Did they actually try to steal their own master tapes and dump them into the Mississippi? Were they actually banned from Saturday Night Live? Did Paul Westerberg really fall off the back of a stolen motorcycle and get away with telling the police that he'd been kidnapped? (Yes, yes, and maybe.) They were a band that most people agree self-destructed before reaching their full potential, yet their stories and music continue to resonate for musicians and fans alike.

Casting call: I realize it sounds like some kind of zen mantra, but for most movies these days, I keep simply repeating, "Please no Shia." Otherwise, go wild with the casting. Paul Rudd would be great for the later years.

10) Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl

Why make it: I know, I know: "Really? Dave Grohl?" But from drumming for Nirvana to fronting the Foo Fighters, Grohl's been extremely successful and surprisingly wide in his range. Beyond the Foo Fighters and their growth as a group, Grohl has numerous side projects, including Them Crooked Vultures with Led Zeppelin's John Paul Jones and Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme. His story would be an entertaining ride with one of the funnier, more down-to-earth rockers around, but it would also be a unique and less predictably "mythic" angle on the Kurt Cobain grunge-messiah story. It'd be like the Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead of rock movies.

Casting call: Jason Segel already has the affable, goofy thing down, and we've seen him play the drums and "slap-a-da-bass." Why not let him give the rock-star thing a try?

Comments ( 25 )

How about Al Pacino as Dave Grohl? Just kidding. Carey Mulligan as Sinead? Lenny Kravitz as Prince? His mother was an actress, and he obviously has the guitar down.

bearman33 commented on Oct 12 10 at 12:51 am

A Motley Crue or Guns 'n Roses biopic could be interesting.

bearman33 commented on Oct 12 10 at 12:48 am

There actually was a Hank Williams biopic.
A less known guy whose life would make a great movie is Dean Reed, an American who became popular behind the Iron Curtain. Tom Hanks has apparently been interested in it for a long time, though he's too old for the part himself now.

Vinegar Bend commented on Oct 12 10 at 1:15 am

Justin Long as Dave Grohl, no?

M1A commented on Oct 12 10 at 3:58 am

Good call on the Replacements. Johnny Depp as Paul Westerberg. Tommy Stinson could play himself.

ketut commented on Oct 12 10 at 9:37 am

I guess we'll have to see who they cast as Dave Grohl in the Nirvana biopic and that'll set the benchmark for who else can play him.

explainerguy commented on Oct 12 10 at 9:38 am

Dead on. Great article!!

Ed McCaffrey commented on Oct 12 10 at 9:49 am

Love it! I really want to see the Sinead O'Connor one! How has an Ella Fitzgerald biopic not been made?

LoveHandle commented on Oct 12 10 at 10:06 am

Trent Reznor or Freddie Mercury would be good ones too.

G Unit commented on Oct 12 10 at 11:21 am

I don't know about Trent Reznor, maybe Iggy Pop. I think someone cutting themselves with glass onstage would be more compelling than someone playing tuba in a marching band. The Ozzy movie could be potentially great, but i'm sure Sharon would find a way to have complete creative control and fuck it up.

bearman33 commented on Oct 12 10 at 11:41 am

Maybe Sharon could replace Bob Daisley and Lee Kerslake with fictional characters.

fuckin' sharon commented on Oct 12 10 at 1:14 pm

Has no one considered Mos Def for Prince?

Jchill commented on Oct 12 10 at 1:16 pm

Anthony Mackie (The Hurt Locker, 8 Mile) is probably already reprising his role as Tupac from Notorious.

Anty commented on Oct 12 10 at 1:21 pm

I considered Mos Def for Prince, but then I rejected it.

bearman33 commented on Oct 12 10 at 2:14 pm

Where is Eric Clapton?? One of the most cinematic rock-and-roll stories if I ever read one, and it's missing? The man had an affair with George Harrison's wife, went through heroin/alcohol addiction, and found out his mother was actually his grandmother as a child. Not to mention the fact that he's one of the best guitar players in the world. Massive oversight, I say!

ms. boogers commented on Oct 12 10 at 4:38 pm

And his young son died, good call. I think he knows from the blues at this point.

bearman33 commented on Oct 12 10 at 4:51 pm

Oasis? really, there are so much more compelling people out there than two arrogant, self absorbed idiots.

CBRider commented on Oct 12 10 at 5:29 pm

kudos for know the reason why Sinead tore up the photo; most people don't. Kudos also for knowing who the 'Mats are.

Stacybadass commented on Oct 12 10 at 5:39 pm

Billie Holiday, B.B. King, Robert Johnson (been attempted before, but well worth another take, talk about the intersection of myth and history!), Pete Seeger, and those are just some of the Americans...

There's a Queen biopic in the works featuring Sasha Baron Cohen (sp?) as Freddie. Love him or hate him, he's got the looks and I think the acting chops (don't know if he can sing, though).

Another one I'm looking forward to is the Bill Monroe biopic with Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard that's kicking around. I'm not a hardcore Bluegrass fan but him and his band were a huge influence on music, from Elvis to the Grateful Dead, and he had a pretty colorful life.

Matt commented on Oct 12 10 at 7:07 pm

Jesse Eisenberg as Paul Westerberg.

M commented on Oct 12 10 at 8:13 pm

Kelly McDonald is the best of the choices mentioned for Sinead. But Emily Blunt could do it, too

Jake A commented on Oct 12 10 at 8:16 pm

What??! Jerry Garcia!! Imagine looking at the summer of Love through to the 90's with Captain Trips! It would speak of a whole generation that tried to create the Garden of Eden and got itself stuck in Swamp of Drugs and Materialism.
or a more fun take, my homeboys, The Romantics, straight from Detroit.

hamtramckmike commented on Oct 12 10 at 8:27 pm

Michael Hutchence! Then they'd have to film it in Adelaide! And Tori Amos.

Jess commented on Oct 13 10 at 9:16 pm

I would like to add one more performer to your list: JACKIE WILSON. One of the unsung superstars of early R&B, he was Michael Jackson's role model, he had all the moves before Michael. A Chicago-based theatre troupe came out a few years ago with a musical based on Jackie's life, and I always thought it would translate into film quite well.

Dave Roffman commented on Oct 14 10 at 9:14 am

LOVE the Dave Grohl idea. Never would have thought of that one but it makes so much sense!

Little Fiend commented on Oct 14 10 at 1:26 pm

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