i prefer women without underwear, but i loved your story.
--dwp
09/19 |
Too bloody funny. More Alice!!
--HAK
09/19 |
Best thing I've read all week.
--ms
09/19 |
love it. hysterical. charming. nice voice.
--ted
09/19 |
You are being featured on Five Star Friday: https://www.fivestarfriday.com/2008/09/five-star-friday-edition-24.html
--SP
09/19 |
OMG! I wish I had thought of that! Woulda kept me from some obvious mistakes. Great essay! merlotmom
--mm
09/18 |
That was hilarious, truly very funny. I like the last part where she considers taking them off the street and smiling broadly at him, like an insane person. Wow, great.
--bv
09/18 |
HILARIOUS. AWESOME. YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!! (Even your parents will think so.)
--ARO
09/17 |
Hilarious and very easy to relate to! My bad panties are comforting to me. When I am stressed out and throw on sweats to take an 8 am grad school final, I do not want black lace and g-strings. I want huge cotton stretchiness that will be sure to not ride up or scootch down. When I have my period and do not want anyone coming anywhere near my crotch, I swathe it in impenetrable Hanes granny panties. No leaks are getting out of there. My bad panties even have a separate drawer. I dread the day a gentleman caller opens the "bad panties" drawer and sees them in all their stretched-out, stained, holey glory.
--ts
09/17 |
I fucking died laughing. I throwing away all of my horrible underwear right now.
--AVR
09/17 |
So very close to being to good. Almost, but not quite.
--CSC
09/17 |
very funny. good little read.
--kg
09/17 |
Genius, genius, genius. She is everyone's best friend.
--JM
09/17 |
No man who wants to have sex with you will change his mind based on the panties you're wearing.
--REM
09/17 |
Excellent essay!
--ANY
09/17 |
Hilarious, humbling and illuminating much as the streetlight. Thanks for a great story!
--SJS
09/17 |
send feedback on "Bad Panties"
back to "Bad Panties" |
