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I perform better in bed when there's music in the background. What playlist will stimulate hot, sweaty sex?
"Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye is always a winner! Or "Let's Get Physical" by Olivia Newton-John. The overture to "William Tell" guarantees a good workout.
I have a fantasy of having sex in public, but I'm scared my boyfriend will think I'm a freak if I confess this. How can I tell him without scaring him away?
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Don't tell him! Just do it! Men never want to make plans — they want spontaneity. Just act like a slut, pull him into a toilet stall and go for it. He won't stop you!
Is it true that eating pineapple before sex makes sperm taste sweet? Are there any other foods that can make sperm more appetizing? Well, as an avid safe-sex advocate, I don't want sperm in my mouth but I've heard that food does change the flavor. I have grown accustomed to flavored condoms, and they're really not so bad. Then your lover can shoot in your mouth worry-free!
Lately, sex with my boyfriend has become really boring. What are some kinky new positions we can try out?
Throw in a nasty porn and see which parts get him super-hard. Then try them out! Or, men love costumes and role-playing — again, they might not admit it but they do! When he comes over be dressed as a strict sexy teacher and tell him he needs to earn some extra credit.
I'm a straight guy, but have always wanted to be a drag queen. Will I lose my chances of scoring with girls if I pursue drag? Why do they have to know? I've been with lots of straight guys. Just remember to wash that Viva Glam lipstick off your penis before you go home.
I was recently invited to my first fetish party. What should I wear? Go in drag! For girls, try going in butch boy drag — the other girls will be all over you. Maybe your boyfriend will even want you to strap one on.
Peppermint www.screamingqueens.com/peppermint
What playlist will stimulate hot, sweaty sex? If you're kinky, you could go with "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. Or for an exotic flair try African or Brazilian style drums and go wild!
I really like this guy as a friend, but it's clear he wants more. What's the most diplomatic way to tell him I want to be friends without hurting him or losing him? Three things: first, tell him how much you enjoy spending time with him. Two: try to set him up with one of your friends. Three: ask him for romantic advice on how to deal with your new boyfriend.
Is it true that eating pineapple before sex makes sperm taste sweet? Are there any other foods that can make sperm more appetizing? No. It doesn't work. For sweet sperm, fruits and veggies have to be a normal part of your diet. Eating some grapes right before you jump in the sack will only give you indigestion or gas and that is NOT sweet!
I have a fetish for drag queens. How can I take one home with me? Tell her you've got new shoes and a ten-pound sack of glitter in your car.
I want to impress a guy by taking him out on an original date. What are some creative options that don't include dinner and a movie? Something physical is always fun. Or, something during the day that involves community service. That's always rewarding, and it gets the emotion churning.
I'm a straight guy, but have always wanted to be a drag queen. Will I lose my chances of scoring with girls if I pursue drag? No. Surprisingly I know quite a few men who like to dress as women despite their relationships. If you're honest and include her, she may be supportive.
Epiphany www.screamingqueens.com/epiphany
What playlist will stimulate hot, sweaty sex? Maxwell or Erykah Badu, depending on your taste.
I have a fetish for drag queens. How can I seduce one? First of all, treat drag queens with the respect and dignity they deserve. Here in New York, most of the drag queens are at work. Compliments are always acceptable and a great way to break the ice.
I want to impress a guy by taking him out on an original date. What are some creative options that don't include dinner and a movie? I think outdoor things like biking or kayaking are hot. It gives you a chance to mix it up, and there's nothing sexier than getting all sweaty and wet!
I'm really attracted to my girlfriend's best friend, and I fantasize about her when my girlfriend and I have sex. Is our relationship doomed? It's not doomed unless you let it be. The imagination is a crazy place, and people fantasize about things other than their sex partner during sex. So fantasize all you want — just don't act on it.
What are the pros of dating a drag queen? They are unusually self-confident, I find, because the drag is a personal creation. Also drag queens are unusually beautiful and very put together — at least the ones I hang around.
I was recently invited to my first fetish party. What should I wear? That all depends on the fetish. The costume is also very dependent on your sexual position: top or bottom, submissive or dominant. Ladies are usually scantily-clad or in something very tight. Men are usually in leather or all black. I'd encourage you to go to your closest fetish-clothing store and investigate your options. See what makes you comfortable, or uncomfortable. Don't be afraid to ask very direct questions. The people who work at fetish stores are usually very open-minded, and because they work in the industry, they don't have the typical hang-ups of most people.
Miss Understood www.screamingqueens.com/miss_understood
I have a fantasy of having sex in public, but I'm scared my boyfriend will think I'm a freak if I confess this. How can I tell him without scaring him away? No guy will ever say no to such delectably whorish behavior! Just suggest a late-night walk on the beach, stop to look at the moon, unzip his pants and go to town. Men are all pigs. Sometimes that works in your favor.
I never can get rid of one-night stands after we have sex. How can I tell the guy, nicely, to leave? Step out of the room and call your land line from your cell phone. Run back in, pick up the phone, and pretend to be talking to your "boyfriend" who tells you he's at the deli two blocks away and that he'll be over in five minutes. Works every time.
I have a fetish for drag queens. How can I seduce one? I would do anything, and I mean anything, for a wardrobe by John Galliano or Thierry Mugler. Spend twenty years learning to design as well as those two and you'll have any drag queen in the palm of your hand.
I want to impress a guy by taking him out on an original date. What are some creative options that don't include dinner and a movie? Answer multiple real-estate ads for bizarrely expensive condos and townhouses. Then schedule your viewings all in one day, about an hour apart. Afterward, circumvent public-drinking laws by spiking a few Snapple Pink Lemonades with Vodka, go sit in the park and get sloshed as the sun goes down.
What are the pros of dating a drag queen? After sex, you will both want to roll over and go to sleep.
I'm a straight guy, but have always wanted to be a drag queen. Will I lose my chances of scoring with girls if I pursue drag? Not at all. Everyone seems to want what they can't have. Women often hit on drag queens, who almost always reject their advances. While cross-dressers are usually straight, drag queens are almost always gay. What's the difference, you ask? Style. Cross-dressers generally get off on wearing their wife's bloomers and and brassieres. Their fetish clouds any clear perception of how gruff they actually look. Drag queens are all about gorgeous hairdos, flashy wardrobes and immaculate maquillage. Your only solution is to pay a drag queen to dress you up and teach you how to pass yourself off as the real deal. Once the chicks really think you are unattainable they will be all over you.
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Lately, sex with my boyfriend has become really boring. What are some kinky new positions we can try out?
What playlist will stimulate hot, sweaty sex?
What playlist will stimulate hot, sweaty sex?
I have a fantasy of having sex in public, but I'm scared my boyfriend will think I'm a freak if I confess this. How can I tell him without scaring him away?
