February 4, 2011
Royal Wedding condoms don't actually work
"Royal Wedding" condoms — a novelty gift — have some great ad copy: "Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms." Funny. Less funny is that they're a joke — and useless for preventing STDs and pregnancy. Isn't that like calling your new line of breath mints "Plan B?"
Commentarium (16 Comments)
That second story is outrageous! Sixth graders almost never have nice tits.
What do you think? they are sexy
The only people pondering the identity of the Mona Lisa are people who've never studied history... and folks who love a conspiracy. Is our children learning?
@ Kas. I literally LOL'D
I would never think of fellating a carrot. Although I did insert one once out of sheer desperation.
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For example: "... the husband (and so stepson) of a major conservative politician ..."? If they'd gotten married, he would have been Bristol's husband; Bristol is not a major anything. He would have been Sarah's son in law.
I know you find the Palins contemptible, but I don't think that's any reason to accuse them of Woody Allen-style shenaniganry.
they are really nice i think the tits one was interesting
they are two ladys out to get every ones @L@ EYES on them ( DUMB )
Now you say something