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Realtor lists condo for sale, forgets to remove dildo

What's funnier — that a Texas real-estate agent posted a photo for this apartment, and left the giant black dildo on the back of the toilet, or that every single person who commented on the story found something other than the dildo to make fun of? That said, there are two separate and almost empty toilet-paper dispensers in plain sight — which seems much more pernicious than a giant black rubber dick.

Commentarium (16 Comments)

Feb 04 11 - 12:38am
kas

That second story is outrageous! Sixth graders almost never have nice tits.

Feb 04 11 - 8:57am
Stifler

What do you think? they are sexy

Feb 04 11 - 8:59am
sczprn

The only people pondering the identity of the Mona Lisa are people who've never studied history... and folks who love a conspiracy. Is our children learning?

Feb 04 11 - 11:20am
Bo

@ Kas. I literally LOL'D

Feb 04 11 - 12:59pm
Cassy

I would never think of fellating a carrot. Although I did insert one once out of sheer desperation.

Feb 04 11 - 4:23pm
MZ

I hate one-page-per-note features that are becoming all too common in Hooksexup; they're an annoying way of getting more ad impressions. Hooksexup, please don't go the way of Forbes.com and other ad-heavy, content-poor websites.

Feb 05 11 - 1:36am
ayana

i think they are sexy

Feb 05 11 - 1:37am
chriscorr17

:D
:P
;)

Feb 05 11 - 4:44am
unbelivebel

abuse....

Feb 05 11 - 9:00am
TNS

I agree with MZ. If Hooksexup is that hard up for page views, maybe try posting better content.

For example: "... the husband (and so stepson) of a major conservative politician ..."? If they'd gotten married, he would have been Bristol's husband; Bristol is not a major anything. He would have been Sarah's son in law.

I know you find the Palins contemptible, but I don't think that's any reason to accuse them of Woody Allen-style shenaniganry.

Feb 07 11 - 7:29pm
Namo

they are really nice i think the tits one was interesting

Feb 11 11 - 1:20pm
bond

they are two ladys out to get every ones @L@ EYES on them ( DUMB )

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