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Stupid study of the day: women prefer sex and cash over chocolate

A study recently found that if you offered women sex, chocolate, or cash every week — they'd choose sex and cash over chocolate. This proves two things — Hallmark and Hershey's commercials lie, and the authors of this study think women are idiots. Since, you know, most people spend a lot of time and energy trying to find sexual fulfillment while chocolate can be obtained by any asshole with a dollar. Or, as I call it, cash.

Commentarium (16 Comments)

Feb 04 11 - 12:38am
kas

That second story is outrageous! Sixth graders almost never have nice tits.

Feb 04 11 - 8:57am
Stifler

What do you think? they are sexy

Feb 04 11 - 8:59am
sczprn

The only people pondering the identity of the Mona Lisa are people who've never studied history... and folks who love a conspiracy. Is our children learning?

Feb 04 11 - 11:20am
Bo

@ Kas. I literally LOL'D

Feb 04 11 - 12:59pm
Cassy

I would never think of fellating a carrot. Although I did insert one once out of sheer desperation.

Feb 04 11 - 4:23pm
MZ

I hate one-page-per-note features that are becoming all too common in Hooksexup; they're an annoying way of getting more ad impressions. Hooksexup, please don't go the way of Forbes.com and other ad-heavy, content-poor websites.

Feb 05 11 - 1:36am
ayana

i think they are sexy

Feb 05 11 - 1:37am
chriscorr17

:D
:P
;)

Feb 05 11 - 4:44am
unbelivebel

abuse....

Feb 05 11 - 9:00am
TNS

I agree with MZ. If Hooksexup is that hard up for page views, maybe try posting better content.

For example: "... the husband (and so stepson) of a major conservative politician ..."? If they'd gotten married, he would have been Bristol's husband; Bristol is not a major anything. He would have been Sarah's son in law.

I know you find the Palins contemptible, but I don't think that's any reason to accuse them of Woody Allen-style shenaniganry.

Feb 07 11 - 7:29pm
Namo

they are really nice i think the tits one was interesting

Feb 11 11 - 1:20pm
bond

they are two ladys out to get every ones @L@ EYES on them ( DUMB )

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