February 4, 2011
Stupid study of the day: women prefer sex and cash over chocolate
A study recently found that if you offered women sex, chocolate, or cash every week — they'd choose sex and cash over chocolate. This proves two things — Hallmark and Hershey's commercials lie, and the authors of this study think women are idiots. Since, you know, most people spend a lot of time and energy trying to find sexual fulfillment while chocolate can be obtained by any asshole with a dollar. Or, as I call it, cash.
Commentarium (16 Comments)
That second story is outrageous! Sixth graders almost never have nice tits.
What do you think? they are sexy
The only people pondering the identity of the Mona Lisa are people who've never studied history... and folks who love a conspiracy. Is our children learning?
@ Kas. I literally LOL'D
I would never think of fellating a carrot. Although I did insert one once out of sheer desperation.
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i think they are sexy
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I agree with MZ. If Hooksexup is that hard up for page views, maybe try posting better content.
For example: "... the husband (and so stepson) of a major conservative politician ..."? If they'd gotten married, he would have been Bristol's husband; Bristol is not a major anything. He would have been Sarah's son in law.
I know you find the Palins contemptible, but I don't think that's any reason to accuse them of Woody Allen-style shenaniganry.
they are really nice i think the tits one was interesting
they are two ladys out to get every ones @L@ EYES on them ( DUMB )
Now you say something