Kris and Gretchen
What do these pins on your jacket say?
K: Unzip, unrar, enjoy. You'd have to be an ultra-nerd to know what that means.
Sounds like words to live by. What do you love your girlfriend to wear?
K: Her faded Led Zeppelin t-shirt. And nothing else. That was actually the conversation you walked in on.
I'm sorry. But while I'm here, is that the sexiest thing a lady can wear?
K: Yes.
And if it says Led Zeppelin on it, even better?
K: Absolutely. I’m from the Midlands, where they're from.
And what's the sexiest thing you like to see Kris wearing?
G: I can't tell.
K: Yeah, don't!
Oh, please do. Now I need to hear it.
G: I'll just leave it at Calvin Klein underwear. Black briefs.
What do you hate to see on a woman? What's a big turn-off?
K: Trying too hard. A certain extremely “done” thing that just doesn't look natural. It's not a turn-on.
Is there a type of style that turns you right off a guy?
G: What is it, New Rave? New Rave clothes.
K: It was an English thing. It's over.
Kris: jacket: flea market in Birmingham, pins: self-made, sweater: GAP, pants: Cheap Monday, boots: Army and Navy store
Gretchen: jacket: T.J Maxx, bracelets: T.J Maxx, bag: thrift store, jeans: Forever21, boots: Marshalls, shirt: American Apparel
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is that tommy 'schlong'?
Yep. That's definitely some bulge.
"The way he puts his bows together"? Does this mean something I don't know? Because I'm imagining that big guy clipping bows into his hair...
Also--you have to be an "ultra-nerd" to know what unzip and unrar mean? What a douche.
Yeah, you know, it's funny, I hear a lot of people use computers these days. Must have read that somewhere.
Yeah unzip has been around for over 20 years. 'bout as geeky as a floppy disk.
Debbie's outfit looks so cheap and tacky.
Yep. Not very flattering to her either.
I want to take the last couple home with me.
Seconded!
Heidi, please retire those shorts forever.
Nice elevator shoes on Tommy.
Rainbow is one of the best things about outer-borough shopping.
Kelly is Tommy's beard
YES! That is exactly what I thought upon first, second, and third glance.
i would way more like to see some long married couples coming up with (or trying to come up with?) what makes their partner sexy. But maybe it would be super depressing...?
jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
Tommy is a very poor man's Aronofsky.
No, Henry. Tommy is a poor man's Edward Norton
Too much American Apparel happening here.
wait.. Taras is a guy?!
Nice!
Next time, could you please go somewhere else besides Williamsburg to do this.
cool story, bro. I think the world retired that joke two years ago.
...ok, no more making fun of thin-skinned Williamsburg hipsters. Got it.
Why can't Hooksexup ever interview bankers, attorneys, and not a bunch of hipsters who are trying WAY too hard?
How many bankers and attorneys are in Hooksexup's demographic? How many NY hipsters? Marketing 101.
WEll, it's hard to say because people often bitch about too many hipsters so presumably, they are not hipsters. I'm definitely a hipster but not from NY. haha.
Kris and Gretchen = Sid and Nancy
This being a Hooksexup feature, I'm slightly surprised there's no gay or lesbian couple included.
Kelly is fucking hot! Goodgawddamnalmighty!
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