While You Were Sleeping: Johnny Depp Takes Off His Shirt... Just For You

Here's what you missed at last night's State of the Nation... or State of the Union... or... whatever.

In more important news than the fate of the free world: one of the lame-ass Jonas Brothers and one of the cool people from a sitcom were on American Idol.

Perhaps the most talked-about and controversial movie at this year's Sundance Film Festival is about Banksy, the anonymous British graffiti artist, who may be the director himself, sending up the entire street art scene. Honestly, we've never been so intrigued by an unseen documentary before.

Famous left-wing author of the People's History of the United States Howard Zinn has passed away. We did not know he was almost 90 years old.

Johnny Depp is shirtless on the cover of this month's GQ. That is all.

This screenshot reportedly shows that one of the alleged right-wing burglars of Senator Landrieu's office is kind of dating Scott Brown's hotter daughter.

The Frisky alerted us to a new Air New Zealand gimmick called "'cuddle class,' a section of the plane with three seat blocks that function as a bed."

And Perez Hilton claims Elizabeth Edwards finally had enough domestic insanity and ditched Senator John Edwards in the dust.

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