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In a stunning upset, sixty-six-year-old Dame Helen Mirren has edged out the bootylicious likes of Jennifer Lopez and Pippa Middleton (who won a consolatory "Rear of the Year" prize) to top health-club chain L.A. Fitness' "Body of the Year" poll. You're either thinking Taylor Hackford is a lucky man, or whaaaaaat?

The 2000 male and female poll participants were possibly influenced by a 2008 set of photos showing Mirren frolicking on an Italian beach in a red bikini, and possibly influenced by a desire to vote for what they perceive as a more attainable body. Chalk one up for the AARP crowd, as all that Wii Fit time put in by the Oscar winner has paid off beautifully.

This also sets a helpful precedent, I believe, for young body-dysmorphia sufferers driven to despair by media representations implicitly praising pipe-cleaner torsos. As long as Betty White doesn't win next year, I'm good with it. Following are the results:

Helen Mirren - 17.65%

Elle MacPherson - 10.6%

Kelly Brook - 8.35%

Jennifer Lopez - 6.6%

Cheryl Cole - 5.35%

Myleene Klass - 4.2%

Holly Willoughby - 4.1%

Pippa Middleton - 4%

Kate Winslet - 3.9%

 

 

Commentarium (22 Comments)

Aug 02 11 - 3:58pm
Stuckina Parkbench

AARP crowd be damned. Helen is throwing down the total package and that's what makes her so appealing.

Aug 02 11 - 8:36pm
Dan

It's because she's hot hot hot

Aug 03 11 - 12:07am
Dee

This calls to mind a particular exchange:

Jack: "Oh my... I haven't seen your brow that furrowed since you saw that picture of Helen Mirren in a bikini."
Liz : "How is it possible! Is she a wizard?"

Everytime I watch a movie, I am smitten by not only her stunning looks but by her effusive charm

Aug 03 11 - 12:14am
fredericka_md

Helen Mirren is a stunning, vintage woman. I am so happy that the public eye is redefining the breadth & depth of beauty.

Aug 03 11 - 12:21am
B

I love how in the last picture of her on the top, she's waving like she's saying "hello boys!" :)

Aug 03 11 - 1:09pm
CarlyQ

and the one next to it, where she has her hand on her chest, it's like she's answering a bunch of catcalls with a flirty-coy "Who me?"

Aug 03 11 - 1:58am
Lawrence

I bet if you put up that Twilight girl, she would have won just because of the fan girls. It's kinda like asking people what's the best music player and everyone saying iPod even though iPods are garbage.

Aug 03 11 - 1:58am
Lawrence

Not that I'm saying Helen has an overwhelming fan base; I was just on a tangent.

Aug 03 11 - 6:15pm
KC

Good for her! I can only hope to look that good several decades from now.

Aug 05 11 - 3:53pm
Smile

I like the second grey dress...it's really pretty on her

Aug 15 11 - 1:23am
TheUnbiasedTruth

Congratulations Helen! It's hard WORK, keeping a body like that. Not just coasting off of your body's' natural age advantage, that's what I love and respect about her. Not to mention self confidence!

Aug 18 11 - 9:59am
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