Watch: Dame Helen Mirren's boobs star in an SNL Digital Short

Dame Helen Mirren's sexiness is no secret, nor is Saturday Night Live's penchant for easy jokes. (I mean, did every Elton John sketch from last week have to be a send-up of gays and/or the British?) So what happens when the eternally beautiful actress shows up to the sporadically funny late-night revue? A short wholly dedicated to her breasts:

An O.J. Simpson gag, eh? Combine that with the Menendez brothers and Elian Gonzales references in a later sketch ("Underground Festival: Easter"), and you've got yourself a vintage Jay Leno monologue!