Donald Trump thinks Gloria Allred would be "very, very, very impressed" by his penis

Following the news that transgendered beauty queen Jenna Talackova would, after all, be able to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant, "provided she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, and the standards established by other international competitions," feminist lawyer Gloria Allred held a press conference, along with her newly-reinstated client (reinstated after a huge outcry, and more than 20,000 signatories to a Change.org virtual petition), to let some things be known. 

Allred told reporters that the twenty-three-year-old Talackova was "thrilled to be selected as one of the finalists in Canada,"

"However, Jenna was shocked when she was told that she was not to be permitted to continue to compete for Miss Canada because of the rule that...requires that the contestant be a 'naturally-born' woman. She did not ask Mr. Trump to prove that he is a naturally-born man. Or to see the photos of his birth to view his anatomy to prove that he was male."

Well. A Master of the Universe like The Donald (co-owner of the Miss Universe Organization) wasn't going to let that pass without comment, as you might imagine. Calling in to TMZ Live on Tuesday, Trump told shameless exploiter Harry Levin, "I think that Gloria would be very, very, very impressed with me, I really do [referring to his genitals]. She'd have a whole brand new image of Donald Trump."

At the end of the interview, after gales of obsequious, ass-kissy laughter, Levin told Trump that he'd be more than happy to post one of his baby pictures on the site, prompting the bombastic billionaire to respond:

"I may do that. I just wanna know how much will Gloria pay me? Because if the payment is enough, I might just do it. Boy, would she be impressed."

At this point, it's easier to name the people that Trump is not in a feud with.