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The Donald and Miss USA contestants perform "Call Me Maybe," because why not

The Donald and Miss USA contestants perform "Call Me Maybe," because why not

Videotaping yourself lip-syncing to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" is the new making a "Shit _____ Say[s]":…
Donald Trump no longer a birther, supports "place of birth" movement instead

Donald Trump no longer a birther, supports "place of birth" movement instead

The prospect of Donald Trump actually running for president has always seemed patently ridiculous, no matter what he was saying. And yet there…
Donald Trump thinks Gloria Allred would be "very, very, very impressed" by his penis

Donald Trump thinks Gloria Allred would be "very, very, very impressed" by his penis

Following the news that transgendered beauty queen Jenna Talackova would, after all, be able to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant…
George Takei wants to change Donald Trump's mind on gay marriage

George Takei wants to change Donald Trump's mind on gay marriage

George Takei, Star Trek's Sulu and de facto king of Facebook, is a contestant on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, which raises…
Donald Trump to make "major" announcement tomorrow

Donald Trump to make "major" announcement tomorrow

Human Brooks Brothers mannequin/anthropomorphized merkin Donald Trump announced today that he will make a "major announcement"…
Donald Trump may be running as a third-party candidate

Donald Trump may be running as a third-party candidate

GOP, it's time to bid farewell to  your favorite nutso tycoon. Donald Trump switched his voter registration from…
Everyone is skipping Donald Trump's debate and he ain't happy

Everyone is skipping Donald Trump's debate and he ain't happy

Donald Trump is like the delusional kid you knew in high school who was convinced he was popular, and for some reason no one had the heart to…
Douche-Feud of the Week: Donald Trump vs. Karl Rove

Douche-Feud of the Week: Donald Trump vs. Karl Rove

True confession time: I love seeing people fight. Not because I'm particularly mean-spirited (though I am), but because I love watching…
Donald Trump takes credit for Lady Gaga's success in his new book

Donald Trump takes credit for Lady Gaga's success in his new book

Donald Trump must have welts on his back from patting it so much. His new book, Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again, would probably be…
Barbara Walters must have set a low bar for her "Most Fascinating People of 2011"

Barbara Walters must have set a low bar for her "Most Fascinating People of 2011"

Barbara Walters' annual "Most Fascinating People" special has featured some truly interesting people since its start in 1993…
Watch: Donald Trump gives diet tips for pizza-eaters

Watch: Donald Trump gives diet tips for pizza-eaters

There were a lot of things the general public found awkward and questionable about Sarah Palin and Donald Trump's recent rendezvous at a…
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump hang out in at a chain pizzeria in New York City

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump hang out in at a chain pizzeria in New York City

A meeting of two of the most mockable minds went down yesterday, at a chain Italian restaurant in Times Square. (Where else?) Sarah Palin and…
Obama's campaign creates birth-certificate T-shirts

Obama's campaign creates birth-certificate T-shirts

In your face, Donald Trump! Obama's camp has released a T-shirt bearing Obama's face on the front and his official birth certificate on…
Donald Trump won't run for president, but he could totally win

Donald Trump won't run for president, but he could totally win

Even though it was plainly obvious that Donald Trump would never actually run for president — I sincerely believe that no birther ever…
Obama and Seth Meyers mock Trump at White House Correspondents' Dinner

Obama and Seth Meyers mock Trump at White House Correspondents' Dinner

At last night's star-studded White House Correspondents' Dinner, Donald Trump (who seems to require press more than oxygen), was the main…
Links: Obama finally stoops to acknowledge Trump, shows birth certificate

Links: Obama finally stoops to acknowledge Trump, shows birth certificate

No matter how ridiculous his claims are, no matter how half-baked his schemes turn out, no matter how shitty his hair looks, when Donald Trump…
Kanye West joins the list of celebrities who are terrible at charity

Kanye West joins the list of celebrities who are terrible at charity

Kanye West has joined Madonna and Donald Trump in the ranks of celebrities who suck at philanthropy. The Kanye West Foundation closed today…
Links: FOMO, or Fear of Missing Out, is the newest affliction caused by the internet

Links: FOMO, or Fear of Missing Out, is the newest affliction caused by the internet

FOMO, or Fear of Missing Out, is a newly minted mental illness suffered by people who live through their internet identities. The New York…
Donald Trump might be the world's stingiest billionaire

Donald Trump might be the world's stingiest billionaire

Everyone knows Donald Trump is equal parts wealthy and insufferable. Now we can add a third descriptor: tightfisted. A look through his tax…
Donald Trump hires a team to investigate Obama's birth, Sarah Palin approves

Donald Trump hires a team to investigate Obama's birth, Sarah Palin approves

Donald Trump has personally hired a team of investigators and has sent them to Hawaii to look for evidence of the president's (fake) birth…