Register Now!

Topless acrobats do sexy time for Pope at Vatican

Looking like a sketch from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, four circus acrobats known as Fratelli Pellegrini (bottled water brothers?), trailed by a catwoman coat collector, strode onto the Vatican proscenium yesterday, and put on a show for Pope Benedict XVI, Fratelli Pellegrini-style.

The acrobats were invited to do their human Jenga/living-art performance during the weekly Papal audience as part of a convention on circuses, organized by the Vatican's Office for Migrants.

The bizarre scene resembles nothing so much as a Chippendale's routine for an aging theologian in a big chair. If you can make it to second fifty-seven, enjoy a one-second close-up of the pontiff observing the proceedings like a monitor lizard checking out foliage. Enjoy the Euro-Tesh, pseudo-triumphant soundtrack, and nuns waving cloths and taking pictures as if they were at a Jonas Brothers concert. You're welcome.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Dec 16 10 - 1:19pm
SR

Having lived in Italy for a number of year (Rome for 3) and heard all the Vatican stories, this just looks like a typical Friday night among the bretheren. That music has to have been added in after the fact, right?

Dec 16 10 - 1:37pm
Moops

The word proscenium sounds vaguely vulgar... like maybe it refers to the area of abdomen right above the genitals.

Dec 16 10 - 2:18pm
Murg

Jeff Mills...funniest post I've read in a long time. I'm sitting at work, stifling my laughter. Good on ya

Dec 16 10 - 3:17pm
Twolane

Personally, I'd be chasing down catwoman for a private showing. That's probably why I'll never make it to the Vatican.

Dec 16 10 - 5:51pm
Secret Character

Particularly enjoyed the bottled water bros and Tim and Eric reference. They are salaciously hilarious. Vatican has become something like a modern day Mordor to me

Now you say something

Incorrect please try again
Enter the words above: Enter the numbers you hear: