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The Weinstein Company has announced a director for its forthcoming remake of Akira Kurosawa's The Seven Samurai.

British director Scott Mann has been tapped to direct the reboot, which is set to be released in 2014. Considering Mann's previous experience is less than impressive (his biggest film to date was 2009's The Tournament, which was about a group of assassins who... never mind, it's kind of stupid), the announcement is less than overwhelming.

But it gets worse. The screenwriter attached to the project is John Fusco, who's perhaps best known for 1980s artifacts Young Guns and Crossroads (the one where the Karate Kid has a guitar duel with Steve Vai in the bar from Roadhouse), and, more recently, two different movies about horses.

The film has an estimated $60 million budget and will be set in a town in northern Thailand, where a group of villagers hires an international team of paramilitary contractors to defend their town from attack.

Kurosawa's original is routinely described (in the feverish hyperbole of film students and Quentin Tarantino) as the best Japanese film of all time. Aside from being the kind of studio-bankrupting historical epic that either ends up as Heaven's Gate or, well, The Seven Samurai, the film is the archetype for nearly every "badass group of heroes defends small town/woman/animal from faceless horde" movie and has been cited as the birth of the modern action film.

With such a storied history, it's a little disconcerting to see the remake headed by a creative team with such an uninspiring track record and given a story that reads almost exactly like the most recent Rambo. Here's hoping this doesn't end up sending film buffs everywhere into conniptions when (and if) it's released.

Commentarium (9 Comments)

May 04 11 - 2:53pm
Sean Matthews

That is a really stupid idea. Mostly stupid for the people involved, that is. The rest of us won't notice (don't think there is much risk of film buffs in conniptions). Reminds me of the time I read about someone's rewrite of Don Giovanni (as 'the stone guest'). I forget who it was. It hasn't been in repertoire here in Frankfurt. Don Giovanni, however, stills shows up regularly, as it has been doing for the last couple of hundred years. I have never noticed reviews bothering to compare it favourably with 'the stone guest'.

May 04 11 - 3:30pm
fishstix

Umm...didn't hollywood already do this and call it The Magnificent Seven.

I'm still waiting for the hiphop version of Citizen Big Daddy Kane!

May 04 11 - 4:17pm
G Unit

They should remake The Hidden Fortress only in outer space this time instead of Japan.

May 04 11 - 4:25pm
startmakingsense

I see what you did there. and that's no moon.

May 04 11 - 4:24pm
faulknersaysrelax

They should remake Zulu in Mongolia.

May 04 11 - 6:20pm
Steve

They really shouldn't call it a remake. I don't recall that tagline on "A Bug's Life" (think about it)

May 04 11 - 7:38pm
CdeLeo

Tyler Perry should remake 2001: A Space Odyssey. Madea: "Hal you open this door before I break my foot off in your silicon a$$!

May 09 11 - 5:03pm
Dan

Don't you fucking dare.

May 10 11 - 2:47pm
AN

Hollywood has no respect. NO RESPECT!