Lady Gaga releases Born This Way outtake/instant Christmas classic
By EJ DicksonDecember 25th, 2011, 3:30 pmComments (13)Lady Gaga has a very special Christmas present for you today - and no, it's not a pair of socks made out of glittery sheep intestines. This morning, Mother Monster gave us the gift of music by Tweeting a previously unreleased track off her latest album, Born This Way. Entitled "Stuck On Fuckin' You," the track extols the virtues of monogamous penetrative intercourse, and it's sure to become an instant Christmas classic for many yuletide seasons to come.
Recorded on the Monster Ball tour bus in one take, the track is a departure from Gaga's usual synth-heavy, heavily-produced fare, featuring hand claps and a blues guitar over Gaga's purring vocals. In the last minute and a half of the song, Gaga launches into a freestyle about drinking warm champagne and being poor and being too deeply in love to care about having mice in her kitchen. How very George Bailey of you, Gaga!
Commentarium (13 Comments)
Are you retarded John Son?
I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't vote for her.
@LC - looks like you'd fuck a goat the way you post.
Looks like I pissed off a troll. Now he won't stop posting in my name. I would be honored if this weren't so pathetic. But then what else can one expect from douchebags raised at the school of the Turd blossom. Post away, asshole.
Here's an idea, genius: if a troll steals your name, instead od telling everybody about it, get a new name.
Wow, that is a great idea. John Son is not genius, but clearly you are, John Son.
No, I couldn't do that, asshole. Then I wouldn't be me.
For the record, in case that wasn't fucking obvious, your posts are typically characteristically gay-hating. So don't worry John Son, we'll still know who you are.
And now, back to the substance of the post: I watched it, but I still can't get REO Speedwagon singing the lyrics to the tune of "Keep on Loving You." Thanks for the earworm, Hooksexup.
that is very nice.
Please let her be over in the new year.
Hmmm, 3 wishes will certainly have tripled the odds of success, faulkner.
my bad. Captcha and scotch don't mix. Thanks for clearing that up, moderators.