Maryland group fears same-sex unions will lead to robot marriage
By Jessica GentileFebruary 11th, 2011, 11:00 amComments (11)
Acceptance of gay marriage will lead to the acceptance of human-robot marriage, obviously. That's what activists from Protect Marriage Maryland tried to argue at a recent congressional meeting. We all know human-android unions are clearly the worst conceivable outcome. And as if you needed more evidence of this, they even cite Star Trek episodes as proof. Case closed.
Based on one man's testimony, they've clearly thought a lot about this pressing issue. Though the more I think about it, WALL-E is way cuter than some of the guys I've dated.
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Comments ( 11 )
"You laugh...but it's true!" Wow. I didn't realize that marriage is based upon scientific, evolutionary ideas. Wow. I love the Honda Fit, and I'm going to marry one.
I have a LARP shirt like that guys, and I feel thrice as cool.
If they are advanced enough to vote and sign contracts, then i'm ok with robot marriage. Kos-mos is my waifu afterall.
Arguments based on television shows (or other works of fiction, such as the bible) are always compelling.
Any excuse to deny others equal rights & to think of yourself as "Better" than "those others" will do!
And besides--If you have a good marrage then how would it (negitivly) affect you??
Sounds much like the thinking in Iran or one of those countrys!
"The good book said, a robot shalt not lie down with a human, nor do it standing up, nor any angle in between."
―Reverend Lionel Preacherbot
In about 1000 years, human-robot marriage will be legalized, as seen in the documentary Futurama.
If a corporation can achieve personhood, why not a robot?
Under the Three Laws of Robotics, are robots allowed to marry humans?
I love my BMW 135i.
Hannah from Blade Runner.
Case closed
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