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Sarah Palin

It's pretty predictable that Joe McGinniss's tabloid-friendly book The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin is full of scintillating rumors that will be dissected in the press for oh, the next several weeks or so. Less predictable is that it comes with perhaps the most entertaining tidbit I have yet to hear in 2011: on a snowmobiling trip with her husband Todd and a few friends, Palin once blew lines of coke off of a fifty-five-gallon oil drum. Get it? Snowmobiling trip? I die. 

Aside from that truly spectacular mental image, The Rogue doesn't disappoint. McGinniss also claims that Palin got high with one of her professors at Mat-Su college, had an affair with Todd's business partner from his snowmobile dealership, and also once had a one-night stand with NBA player Glen Rice during his college days, quoting a source as saying "I remember Sarah feeling pretty good that she'd been with a black basketball star."

Some of the book's revelations aren't exactly as surprising, namely accusations that the ex-governor isn't much of an intellectual and could spend hours on end reading tabloids (instead of, you know, "all of" the national newspapers). "You know what she was? A housewife who happened to be governor. I'd fly cross-country with her many times and she'd spend the whole trip looking at People magazine," said her former head of personal security. 

Obviously this comes with the necessary caveats about fact-checking and not believing everything you read in opportunistic, sensational celebrity biographies. However, for entertainment purposes, I'm choosing to believe every last word of it.

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Comments ( 72 )

Sep 14 11 at 6:40 pm
Stu

All of a sudden I love her.

Sep 14 11 at 6:48 pm
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This is just another example of drugs making someone way cooler.

Sep 14 11 at 7:20 pm
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Who. the. fuck. cares.

Sep 14 11 at 7:38 pm
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Oh what a wicked little minx

Sep 14 11 at 7:53 pm
MRAGH

Sigh... I can't stand Palin, but is this really news? And why does Hooksexup insist on publishing the most absurd tripe on every Republican they can manage to find, but all the similar TMZ-style exposes on Democrats go unmentioned?

Sarah Palin's daliances aren't a pimple on Bill Clinton's cock... where are those stories?

Sep 14 11 at 8:04 pm
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Ever hear of the Drudge Report? They're all waiting for you there. Bye! We'll miss you!

Sep 15 11 at 10:24 am
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@MRAGH
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Sep 15 11 at 12:41 pm
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which democrat scandals do you speak of? the fact that you had to go back 15 years to clinton tells me the answer to that. you're such a bag of dicks.

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Sep 14 11 at 9:00 pm
Riiight

I've never done coke, but I'd try it if I could snort it off of her tits.

Sep 14 11 at 9:05 pm
Bruce

Joe McGinnis is a bottom feeding creep. Who the hell cares about any of this garbage?

Sep 14 11 at 9:10 pm
Guess what!

No one cares!

Sep 14 11 at 9:47 pm
Greg

So what about President Palin's failed economic policy? I mean she has been able to get the economy going in the three years she's been President! We would have been better off with Obama as President. I wonder what he is up to?

Sep 15 11 at 12:47 pm
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Sep 14 11 at 9:50 pm
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Joe McG isn't doing anybody but himself any favors with this book. Just let her fade into obscurity

Sep 14 11 at 10:44 pm
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I doubt this is true, but if it is, cool.

Sep 15 11 at 12:07 am
FFDOM

I thought everybody in Alaska did coke. What the hell else do they have to do up there?

Sep 15 11 at 1:33 am
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Sep 15 11 at 12:26 am
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She should get her own reality tv show over on the 'E' channel w/the rest of the deginerate coalburners.

Sep 15 11 at 1:45 am
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She is attractive; just realized all those jokes.

Sep 15 11 at 3:56 am
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if true it sounds like Todd should lay beatdown
on the dumb little 4 eyed joke of a woman

Sep 15 11 at 7:13 am
Doofus

Could you imagine having her for vice-president? I mean, a person who snorted coke and slept with black people.

I mean, it's fine for President Obama to have snorted coke and slept with black people, but it's just un-dignified for a vice-president.

Sep 15 11 at 2:20 pm
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HA! I love it. Wait, I think that might be racist.

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Sep 15 11 at 10:13 am
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Yay!! I'm do proud of her! Haha

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Sep 15 11 at 11:49 am
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Maybe this explains her obsession with looking for oil; she associates its smell with getting high.

Sep 15 11 at 2:21 pm
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I bet this stuff is all hog wash. Like some coke snorting jock chaser would read People magazine.

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