Tea Party launches new magazine
By Jessica GentileFebruary 9th, 2011, 12:32 pmComments (7) 
As if you needed a reason to feel worse about the state of print journalism, the Tea Party has just announced the launch of its new magazine, Tea Party Review. It's set to debut at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) this weekend. Here's just a sampling of the actual headlines you'll find inside:
- Obama's War on the First Amendment… and the Rest of the Constitution
- Why the Tea Party Movement is the Mainstream in American Politics
- What They Don't Want You to Know about "Progressives"
- Goldman Sachs, BP, Enron: Is "Green Energy" the Scam of the Century?
- Glenn Beck vs. the Communist Party: A Tale of Two Rallies
- The Left's War on Science and Reason
- How the Top Colleges Turn Kids into Stupid Leftists
Nothing new here. Everyone already knew environmental sustainability and higher education are total rip-offs. Though now you can read about it while visiting your great-aunt. It'll be on her coffee table, right alongside the large-print edition of the TV Guide and the latest Bill O'Reilly treatise.
- The Virgin Files
- Ranked: The Superbowl Halftime Show from Worst to Best
- Sex Advice from Guys With Handlebar Mustaches
- I Did It For Science: Craigslist Blind Dates
- 10 Pop Songs That Are Overreaching
- This Year In Sports Sexiness
- The Year in Love Songs
- Eight Vaguely Unsettling Online Dating Sites
- Vengeful girl turns ex-boyfriend into a meme
- The Ten Most Important Moments in Streaking History
- "Can you please just do something totally unforgivable so I can finally get the strength to leave you?"
- "Best cure for heartbreak? Scary movies. I'm not thinking about how much pain I'm in, because I'm worrying about whether some evil child is going to crawl out of my TV and murder me."
- "I really need to have a nice, sweet, tender moment just so I can be sure that they exist and can happen to me."
Comments ( 7 )
Is that last headline really true? Really? I mean, leftists, sure, but stupid leftists? That's up for discussion.
yup, that headline's totally legit.
The spontaneous up from the ground Tea Party movement seems more establishmented every day.
I will never, ever be able to take these people seriously. And not just because they're a bunch of pudding heads. More because at the beginning, they were calling themselves teabaggers. What a bunch of fucks.
Also, I didn't go to college, was raised by Catholic Republicans, and I still turned out to be a stupid leftist.
This magazine is ridiculous. However I will say the the tea party people did given themselves the name "teabaggers" it was the media.
Do people still read magazines about current events? Given how fast the news cycle spins, I should think a website would be more appropriate. Or maybe they're trying to reach out to the technophobic.
This should be turned into a drinking game--grammatical errors and typos.
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