Fox News rips Adam Levine for hosting Survivor, wearing caps
By Kristin HuntOctober 20th, 2011, 3:15 pmComments (28)
After Adam Levine asked Fox News to never play his music on its "evil fucking channel" ever again, we all waited with bated breath for the response. It's finally arrived and, in typical Fox News fashion, it's purely baffling majesty.
Red Eye's Andy Levy and Greg Gutfeld decided to start off their comedy bit by playing it dumb. "Hey did you see what Adam Levine tweeted on Wednesday?" Levy asks. Gutfeld has not, and does not know who Levine is (though he seems to find his band's name gross). After rereading the tweet, they decide to play some Maroon 5 to understand this angry phantom. Gutfeld proceeds to make the face most people make when inhaling noxious gases or, you know, watching Fox News.
But these two jokesters are only getting started. "I know what that is, Andy. It's crap! If you go to iTunes and search under the category called 'Crap,' that comes up!" Gutfled zings. Levy actually gets in a decent dig about Maroon 5 making Coldplay seem edgy, but is totally overshadowed by Gutfeld, who calls Levine out for being one of those jackasses who always wears a cap. Oh, and he hosts a game show! Burn!
While he's recovering from those searing insults, maybe Levine should talk to his lawyer. Because I think there are these handy things called licensing laws that could resolve this whole issue.
Commentarium (28 Comments)
Andy Levy kinda makes me like him, he doesn't really give a shit.
The other guy was typical fox anchor with the "You're all dumb" asshole face.
Wait a minute here. Are those two dicks supposed to have some kind of *comedy* show? because I have hit that things when late night channel surfing, and there is absolutely nothing funny about it. Except that guy on the left. He looks kind of comical. Just not in a good way.
i find it hard to choose sides in this one because maroon 5 is just as shitty as fox news.
FOX had to have had permission to play that song in the first place so why is this guy acting like they hijacked his music. I'll bet that dick cashed every fucking royalties check earned from FOX's use of the song.
At least I have better spelling and punctuation than you, conservatroll.
At least I can sing better than you libtard. I'll bet that I have more money than a hack like you as well.
Comma knows us very well. We know the truth!
Comma! Brother! Glad you took our advice on using "libtard" more often. Keep up the good trolling, sir. Neocons need you to muddy the waters to obscure or distract as much as possible. :)
Sorry, did you say something?
Ok, internet tough guy.
Sorry, troll, did you say something?
My echo chamber is acting up again. :(
Sorry, troll, did you say something?
I'm sorry, did you just find command V? Failed conservatrolling...
oh look, it's comma again, spouting his bullshit. have i told you to fuck off yet today, you dried up piece of shit?
He is Hooksexup's resident conservatroll. Also goes under Riiiight, Anon, Observer, jr, real jr, etc. ad nauseam. I bet none of those were his original names either!
I hadn't thought of posting under ad nauseam. Thanks for the idea. My guess is that ugh and the troll formerly known as real jr are the same person. One guy pretending to be two pussies. Or else two pussies with no balls.
Love it. So do you like your pussy to have some balls? I think conservatroll has no pussy or balls, simple as that.
Sorry, did you say something?
Why, yes: That you do not have any pussy or balls in your miserable life.
Sorry, troll, did you say something?
Sorry, am I talking to myself?
Sorry, troll, did you say something?
I'm sorry, did you just find command V? Failed conservatrolling...
I think the guy on the left got kicked in the face by a horse.
.Thank people flowers will need to send an apparent message that sender is certainly grateful for regardless of receiver did for him or her.It can't leave this receiver pondering why some people got bouquets.That is why you must always followup after posting the thanks flowers
"Baffling majesty?" Have you seen Janeane Garafalo?
Gutfield and Levy are hilarious. And I'm truly baffled by Hunt's reference to licensing laws? Maybe she cut and pasted something from an unrelated article?
Now you say something