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Guess who's got a Google Alert set up for the phrase "penis size"? Kelly Ripa, who this morning employed some fun new math in an attempt to determine the length of cohost Regis Philbin's penis, because, hey, someone had to do it. Bill Nye the Science Guy must be proud!

For those of you who have the luxury of leaving your computer monitors for more than fifteen minutes at a time, the math we and Ripa are referring to comes from a L.A. Times story about how penis size could be related to finger length. Watch this exciting new science in action:

 

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Comments ( 2 )

Jul 06 11 at 12:43 am
Sometimes

If the index is finger is shorter than the ring finger that proves the man is more well endowed than... What? What was being compared here? This clip is about one HALF of an experiment. "Studies say that if your index finger is shorter than your middle finger it is statistically probable that it is (within a range of error) longer than that of North American Ants and the rarer mineral compounds of the Andes. Not Enough Information.

Jul 06 11 at 10:09 am
Kel

My index and ring fingers are exactly the same length. Uh-oh...

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