Watch: Meghan McCain fires back at Glenn Beck on "The Tonight Show"

When Meghan McCain appeared seemingly (but not actually) nude in a PSA for skin-cancer awareness, Glenn Beck responded by pretending to vomit for minutes on air during his radio show. Much to the ire of the McCain family, Beck refused to apologize for his juvenile antics. But on last night's episode of The Tonight Show, Meghan shot back with a few words of her own:

"No man will ever make me a victim, least of all Glenn Beck... I do a lot with women's body image and this is a very toxic message that's being sent to young women... we have to own ourselves and own different sizes."

Amen to that. Although the vibe of sisterhood positivity took a turn for the violent when she added:

"My father was tortured in prison. He could definitely kick [Beck's] ass."

While that's probably true, no one wins in such a smackdown of conservative windbags. Though it doesn't mean we wouldn't watch.