Links: Osama bin Laden's will urges his children to avoid jihad
By Lina CanneyMay 5th, 2011, 6:35 pmComments (4)
Osama bin Laden's will was released yesterday. In it, he encourages his wives not to remarry, to show their commitment to him (shocker), and in a surprising move, urges his (dozens) of children to avoid the jihad. He apologizes to them for being unable to spend more time with them, as he "chose a path fraught with dangers and endured hardships, disappointment, and betrayal."
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Comments ( 4 )
In an oddly prescient passage, UBL warns his children to avoid jihad, "or you might get your left eye and the side of your head shot away."
"Also, volleyball. Seriously, kids-you can never be too good at volleyball."
I'd hate to be the kid he left the Abbottabad house to, I hear that place is a dump.
There were three wives there. They can clean up a bit while they hit match.pk for a future husband.
"Recent jihadi widows looking for non-smoker, non-psycho who still has entire cranium intact. Wahabis need not apply."
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