Pippa Middleton's ass is inspiring Facebook fan pages
By Jeff MillsApril 30th, 2011, 12:05 pmComments (13)
After all the pomp and pageantry of the royal wedding, a certain younger sister of the bride has people talking, and not because of any faux pas or crazy hat. No, fashion types and others are buzzing about Pippa Middleton's form-fitting, Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen-designed dress, and the way it focused attention on her derriere.
We could say she was the caboose that brought up the rear of her sister's train, if we weren't above that kind of thing here. The bottom line is, multiple Facebook pages paying homage to the maid-of-honor's backside now exist, not least of which is the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society, which has thousands of fans and is already hawking merchandise, such as "Queen of the Ass-tocracy" t-shirts.
Kim Kardashian and J. Lo may be welcoming the brief respite from junk-in-the-trunk watchers, as Pippa now has the most famous butt in the world. Hayley Phelan of Fashionista published a piece entitled "In Praise of Pippa (Especially Her Bum)," and fashion blogger Susie Bubble, in a very English tweet, wrote: "It has to be said...I'm a tad jels over the pertness of Pip Middleton's arse..." This was some high-level show-stealing that Jenna Maroney of 30 Rock could appreciate.
Commentarium (13 Comments)
FantASStic
Imagine spending your 15 minutes of fame being the butt of jokes.
Thank you. The only thing about this wedding worth mentioning, has been mentioned. Pippa was looking proper.
what ass?
yeah, seriously. I just checked out the fbook page (shamefully, this is how I'm wasting my day), and really, I saw nothing.
Soon after they caught wind of her dress choice, media interest in Pippa became stronger than an explosion of methane gas. I don't why they're raising such a big stink.
Yeah, Pippa was memorable, too ... more hips than ass, really, some genuine curves. She is a lovely individual
no one in england actually talks like that!
Now this is something I can get behind!
The rest of the world seems only now to be catching up with what every Englishman has always known - that the female derriere is a highly attractive piece of the anatomy and usually as women get older it is the last part of that anatomy to lose its tone and shape. Whereas most North American connoisseurs of the female body would seem to worship the upper torso, the English probably display a bias towards nice legs and superb rear ends - without using 3, 4 or 6 letter words to describe said item. Susie Bubbles 5 letter word is the best and descriptive without being crude or taking away the sheer magic of an undulating bottom. Words such as ass, butt and booty ruin any imagined image; and an ass is an animal with big ears, which is a beast of burden which brays a lot. I don't think I've seen a bum like that. No, Pippa has done the world a big favour and the funny thing is that this milestone has been achieved with a clothed bottom.
Yes, well we've heard all that before;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHZQHi7Ih5Y
That's from 1963 - sort of prescient really.
I spent a good bit of time in London for work, and I have to agree with Zoomie. I was always a breast guy, but after my time overseas I have now developed a solid appreciation for a fine arse with some hippy curves. And Pippa has a dynamite arse.
@zooomie & FDOM
I was once asked "When you see a pretty girl in the street, do you check her breasts or her bum?" Being the technical type and with a very visual imagination, I asked "Is this hypothetical girl walking towards me or away?", which I guess was the long way of saying "Yes".