Dating Advice From . . . Gay Mexicans by Meghan Pleticha Q: My girlfriend laughs a lot during sex. What's her deal? A: Sex is like an Adam Sandler movie. Some people laugh and some people walk out of the theater and ask for their money back.
A bar patron thinks you're hot. How can she get you to notice her?
Low-cut tops always work for me. When a girl sits at the bar she is lower down, so I have a great view. If this isn't possible then I suggest looking at the bartender. But not for too long — that's just weird!
How do you react when someone mistakes your accent for Scottish or British? Would you refuse to date someone who made such a blatant error?
I would calmly inform her that she's badly mistaken. But really, as long as the woman is hot, I don't care what she says!
What's your favorite non-bar, budget date in this economy?
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A walk in Central Park on a good day is without a doubt the perfect date! It's beautiful and free. Maybe even bring a small picnic: a couple of sandwiches, a few beers. Guaranteed success, provided your conversational skills are up to par.
I want to hook up with a hottie on St. Patrick's Day. How can I get a little Irish luck in me?
From my experience all you have to do is to stay reasonably sober! Why? Everyone gets loaded on St. Paddy's Day, so it helps to be in control and look around for a hottie. I guarantee that he or she is bananas and looking for a good time.
What's one major difference you've noticed between Irish and American girls?
Ooh, I'm going to get in trouble for this one! From my experience, American women take better care of themselves. They dress better and groom better. On the other side, Irish women are smarter and more clued in to what's going on in the world. I'd better say no more on this subject!
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How do you react when someone mistakes your accent for Scottish or British? Do you assume idiocy? Would you refuse to date someone who made such a blatant error?
I always assume idiocy and yes, I would refuse to even have this person in my presence, cheeky bastard! What's one major difference you've noticed between Irish and American guys? It's all in the jeans!
Do you prefer dating someone who is Irish or someone who is American? American.
Why?
Because he'd kill me if I said otherwise!
Given the economy, is it okay for someone to suggest a second, third or fourth date at home — watching a movie or ordering in — or is it still an obvious sign of someone wanting to get in your pants?
As long as you both want the same thing, what's the problem?
A close guy friend of mine who's a player wants to hook up with my sister. I don't want her to get the clap. Should I discourage her from getting involved, or should I just butt out?
Yes, of course discourage her! I have neither the time nor the inclination to listen to her whining afterwards!
When introducing your parents to a dating partner of a different cultural or ethnic background, should you prepare them in advance or let them be surprised?
Don't say a word and you'll get so much material for the craic in the pub afterwards!
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