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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Remember that kid in grade school, the one who always had the best birthday parties? That kid's parents spared no expense: renting a pony, hiring a drunk clown, creating a three-foot cake that was an exact replica of their child. And of course, every other kid wanted to be at that kid's parties. Well, this week you're in luck: the planets are partying just for you. They'll give you anything you want. The hard part? Deciding what that is.
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Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Never had malaria, Pisces? Don't worry — you're not missing anything except fever, shivering, joint pain, anemia and vomiting. Though the treatment for malaria can cause some crazy-ass, visionary dreams. This week you get to skip out on any protozoan parasites, and go straight to the dreams. Pay attention to your wild subconscious; it can lead to great things in your waking life, as well.
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
In the immortal words if Snoop Dogg, you got to get yours, but fool, I gotta get mine. But this week, much to the delight of everyone around you, you're going to be in a giving mood, dropping affection and inhibitions like it ain't no thang. And not only will you have the personal satisfaction of being more giving and game than usual, your enthusiasm will inspire others to hop on the love train as well.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Feel like you've been "sleeping it off" more than usual? Well, now's the time to think about laying off the sauce — at least on Tuesdays — because you're going to need all of the energy you can get. With Venus and Uranus working together to bring all kinds of sexy surprises your way, you'll want to be clear-headed, alert and on the prowl. Oh, and not to ruin it, but be on the lookout for tall strangers in velour. Just sayin'.
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
Thanks to former-planet Pluto, you're acting uncharacteristically domestic right now. Never one to play house, the notion of shacking up is nonetheless going to sound mighty appealing, and you should consider going for it — at least for a few days. If you're in a relationship, try enjoying a long weekend from the comfort of your bed. If you're not currently in a situation, grab a special friend and build a pillow fort in your living room.
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
You've never been one to view money and sex as compatible, and this week they'll be especially out of whack. Up to your ankles in one, completely bankrupt in the other — it's no fun when you tend to want everything, all at once. Consider this imbalance an opportunity to go really deep with whatever you've got the most of. When you're used to spreading yourself thin, some time to focus is bound to be good for you.
Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
Some phrases are just difficult to stomach ("Starring Tori Spelling," "Your upcoming colostomy," "We're out of coffee," etc.) But right now, you need to focus on actually hearing what people are telling you, whether you want to or not. And be ready to talk right back — you can't have intimacy without a little give, and thanks to Venus' influence, there's never been a better time to work on your oral abilities.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
There can be but one American Idol — one per season, anyway. But a lot of those runners-up have gotten some sweet gigs out of the deal, without Simon & Co. declaring them numero uno. This week you may not be your office's version of an American Idol, but you will be kicking ass behind the scenes, and the work you do now will result in some gorgeous, future high notes.
Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
Are you ready for a total eclipse of the heart? Wednesday's new-moon solar eclipse will bring the opportunity for romance, passionate embraces, maybe even some fetishes (if you're into that; the stars don't judge). If you're attached, the stars predict extra-hot sex for you and your partner. If you're single, don't worry, the time is ripe to meet someone. The planets don't expect you to make love out of nothing at all.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You think the WGA writers aren't writing, just because they're striking? No, child. All those screenwriters are pulling dusty manuscript drafts from their desks and scribbling lyric poetry at Starbucks. What's it to you? Just because you may not have instant fame, glory, or a paycheck for your creativity doesn't mean you should stifle it. This week the stars yearn to see what gorgeous works of art you can create.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You always ask the right questions (Harder? Here? Now?) and this week will be no exception. You'll be especially inquisitive and pay attention to all the right details. However, it's best to save the research for this week and action for later, since Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th. Except in the bedroom — I don't think any winged god will begrudge you immediate gratification in the boudoir.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Martha Stewart may have been hauled off to prison, but did she let that stop her? Hells no. And now she's back, stronger and looking better than ever in her robin's-egg-blue cardigans. Even if you prefer tarting it up to baking actual tarts, take a cue from the domestic goddess' ups and downs. Life may feel like a down period now, but in the grand scheme of things you're on an upswing. Focus on what you want in the future.
