Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Dang, child! I don't know whether it's last Friday's new moon or the sun cozying up in your birth sign the whole month long, but right now you've got the moxie to manifest yourself a new destiny. Your impassioned determination for just about everything — from the songs you've been writing to finally cleaning out the fridge — is going to spill over into that fierce romance you've had simmering in your head for days. Crank up the heat, and you won't be disappointed.
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Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
You've been taking comfort in February's demise, but you need to scoot your standards a bit higher, Aries. It's not going to be all snuggles and pie, but it is a good time to start asking yourself if you're satisfied with what you've got. And while you're sorting yourself out, the new moon will send surprising ripples up and down your life. An unpredictable partner or sexy stranger will wise up enough to show you exactly what they're made of, so listen up.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
You started strong last week, cleaning the house, going to the gym and blasting "Champagne Supernova" on your car radio. This week you'll keep rocking your college-rock-from-five-years-ago lifestyle, but in more melacholy fashion. May I suggest the heartbreaking melodies of Coldplay to nurture your angst about the once-unbreakable friendship that February destroyed? Don't spend too much time worrying though — if Nicole and Paris can rekindle their flame, you and your ex-bestie can, too.
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
These won't be the best seven days your sex life has ever seen — Mercury and Saturn facing off midweek will induce the same kind of wariness as an unexpected rash. But that's not going to keep you from the epicenter of other kinds of action. Pull on that power tie, double-check your memos and revel in the glory of your coworkers' desires to help you with your laser pointer. If nothing else, this professional rush will generate great role-play ideas once you shake off your trepidation.
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
The stars are gearing up to bring you an epiphany that will grant you the inspiration to make a difference of Mother Theresa magnitude. Okay, so maybe you won't abandon the roof over your head to live among the poor in war-torn countries, but you will find your own more realistic way to contribute to society, and it just might change your humble little life forever. Plus, experience with unselfish acts will undoubtedly make you a much better lover — get ready to reap non-material rewards.
Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
Anyone who knows you, Leo, knows that you crave adventure. Staying in one place for too long is not an option. Unfortunately for you, not every week can be Shark Week — sometimes the dreary cubicle beckons. But because of the new moon on the seventh, it looks like a new cubicle may be calling you this week. Perhaps one closer to the window?m One with a monetary bonus? Feast on that one, feline.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
Last week, you felt like you were afloat in a sea of weaksauce. Saturn's still chilling in your sun sign, tossing you more responsibilities and deadlines than you'd care to shake a stick at. But just like every rose has its thorn, you'll find these hectic moments have the upside of bringing you closer to someone who has the poise, patience and sense of humor to pull you along. Not to mention someone with whom to channel that adrenaline rush, because let's face it, you can only clean the kitchen so many times.
Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
This March, you Libras will have your own spring awakening. You'll find yourselves emerged in a highly sensual state that will leave you rubbing up on inanimate objects and half-drunken strangers. It'll be like that Viagra commercial where dewy-eyed men rejoice in their manliness by strumming guitars and dancing around in flannel. We don't recommend that, but Libs should live up to their name — March is the month to get liberated.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Romance will be hot and heavy this week, Scorpio. A tempting Pisces will lead you down the pathway to debauchery, should you choose to follow them. Be extra flirty this week, but don't pour on the double side order of whorishness just yet. There are things best left to the imagination, and yours is running wild.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
A less-than-desirable homelife has you feeling a bit like a drifter, unwilling to retreat to your apartment, wandering the streets, camping out in bars till last call. This week, you'll lock horns with a roommate, a neighbor or your living-in-sin lover. Suddenly everything will seem like an inconsideration, from the bike left in the hallway to the heat cranked too high. Keep your cool and remember that nothing's personal. A little toothpaste stuck to the sink isn't worth breaking your lease over.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
If you're hopelessly single, we advise you not to sow your oats this month, Capricorn. But if you do choose to unleash your inner Wilford Brimley, March could very well turn out like a nightmarish episode of Blind Date (as if there were any other kind). You'll find better luck in May when the romance stars twinkle in their full glory. On the flip side of the coin, old marrieds will find March to be the perfect month to reignite that waning flame.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Feeling frisky? Thank Venus, who's been hanging out in your house and bringing good vibes to the dinner table every night. Take advantage of your guests' ability to transform your usual doom-and-gloom attitude and start owning your newfound charisma. Also, it's time for a makeover of Kelly Clarkson proportions. Spend a little time and money on yourself at the beginning of the week, and we promise your Friday night will be booked.
