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Musician Hookups
Ever make out with a rock star? Ever demonstrate your oral skills to an MC? Ever charge the stage to dry-hump the principal first violin in the middle of Mahler 9? Give us your best stories about hooking up with a famous musician. Name names. We want the dirt.
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Ha! I forgot all about the Mr. Bucket ads but the jingle came right back to me when I saw that line! How did I not giggle about this as a kid? There was a time when the phrase "do it" cracked me and my friends up. I must have been to young to know why this was funny...
OMG, I so remember that! I had a craft book called the Do It Book. I was always like, "Heh heh. 'Do it.'" And yeah, probably didn't really know why it was funny either.