Afghanistan Husbands Allowed to Starve Wives For Refusing Nookie

I hate to sound like a total post-9/11 asshole with my giant Hummer and picture of an American flag and "Nuke 'em boys!" bumper stickers here, but seriously What. The. Fuck. Lets not forget the whole "Feel free not to feed your wife" is just an amendment of an older bill that already passed this year which included much harsher penalties (public stoning) for Shiite wives, so this is really just becoming some BDSM fantasy come to life over there. Other awesome clauses in this bill?

1. Originally in the bill, women were required to have sex every four day, but you know...that was just inhumane, so it was amended to the starvation clause.

2. Fathers and grandfathers have also been awarded exclusive custody of the children.

3. Husbands are allowed have non-consensual (read: rape) sex with their wives.

Like I said, let's not rush to go change some other country's culture or laws or anything, but actually no, let's do that.