Eva Green and Stephanie Seymour Battle For the Nude Crown

Last week wasn't the greatest for rampant celebrity nudity. We sat around wondering when somebody would try to get their career back on track by "accidentally" flashing a boob or allowing Esquire to Photoshop one in. Thank God for Stephanie Seymour and Eva Green, who may not have gone all NSFW on us, but certainly gave it the old college try...

Eva Green's appearance in Tatler, in an homage to Charlotte Rampling, may have been without purpose, but we welcome it just the same:

Vanity Fair, on the other hand, is really trying to convince us that Stephanie Seymour's divorce is big news. (Meanwhile, the only media source covering the story recently was Seymour's hometown paper.) They use the words "substance abuse! art theft! child neglect! brutal security guards!" to describe what's been going on, but they failed to lure us into the article. We just wanted to see some skin: