Emma Watson Is Dating Our New #1 Enemy

When we heard rumors last year that Emma Watson was dating some pretty boy/Gael Garcia Bernal-scruffy Latino-actor-type, we chose to ignore the gossip because it didn't jibe with our destiny of growing old with Hermione. Now the rumors are too strong to deny: the internet's youngest crush appears to be about to jump off the market.

Rafael Cebrian is a Spanish pop drummer for a band called the Monomes and star of various hit European movies. They've had two number one singles and one number one record over there on their way to a 2008 Best New Artist Award from the Spanish Music Academy. Meanwhile, Cebrian is over here at Brown, living in Providence... and apparently, taking our girlfriend to Madison Square Garden to watch the Rangers get murdered.

Ha ha, Rafael. She was on the phone with us.

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