Lesbianism, Murder, Sandwiches: Lady Gaga And Beyonce's "Telephone" Video Is Out
By James Brady RyanMarch 12th, 2010, 10:46 amComments (15)
As Lady Gaga says in this video, once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger. And this burger is delicious.
I was going to point out all the amazing things in this video, but then I realized I would be here forever. Situational homosexuality? Disco prisons? Girl fights? A poison-themed cooking show? (Related: I am going to be shouting out "Let's make a sandwich!" all day long.) The Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill?
Lady Gaga is endlessly entertaining and Beyonce, surprisingly, is a camp wonder. So instead of breaking this down still-by-still style, I just made an image wall of my favorite things. It may or may not also be my desktop background right now. Enjoy:
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Comments ( 15 )
This is one of the most mesmerizing things I have ever seen.
I never thought I'd see Lesbianism, Murder and Sandwiches in the same headline. Thank you
Gawd I love Beyonce. She might be the hottest woman on this green earth.
Cigarette Sunglasses? Shameless Virgin Mobile product placement? I love it.
Never thought I'd say it... Good Going Gaga. This video was positively mesmerizing
What to wear when running from the law? Chiffon beekeeper outfits. THEY'LL NEVER SEE US.
I remember when the scanner bloggers had good taste in music....this is horrifyingly bad, even with the sound down.
I've seen Beyonce in real life - eating pizza no less - and she doesn't seem all that remarkable. Pretty, but not ohmygod amazing. I guess what I mean is that she looks attainable. Which is nice, and comforting, for the rest of us who are not ohmygod amazing.
It gets better every time I watch it.
I'm not sure it's really about the music in this case (although I love this song, hater).
"I knew you'd take all my honey."
<3
"What did you say / you're breakin up on may"
I wish her music didn't suck so much. I do so enjoy the spectacle.
Also: PWAH! Plenty Offish! haha
This was pretty great until the music started. Not because the song sucks (although it pretty much does), but because it's such an obvious rip-off of Kill Bill, Natural Born Killers and Thelma and Louise (with a Sin City color palette throughout) after that point. Nothing wrong with referencing past works, but you've got to do SOMETHING to make it more than a Cut/Copy job.
That was awesome, really no other way to put it.
Not that either of them will need it, but I think this video gives Beyonce and Lady GaGa a lifetime pass.
Now I feel stupid. That's cleeard it up for me
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