The Gym With Boob Aerobics Almost Makes Us Want To Work Out
By Brian FairbanksMarch 25th, 2010, 10:05 amComments (4)The GymBox is a London, UK fitness facility that hosts classes on how to dance at raves, cage fighting, parkour, stiletto workouts and something called "hair re-growth kickboxing." They even have a program called the Lady Gaga Dance, which we imagine is about eight seconds long: "Just do what Madonna did in '86, but do it while looking really coked-out."
Of course, the real draw is the boobs.
The owner, Richard Hilton, explains in a new interview:
Hilton says his staff asked, "Wouldn't it be great to create a class that would help women increase the size of their breasts?", which is why he started offering the program. "We never expected it to work, but after the eight-week course, 80 percent were saying that their bust had increased. It worked."
Which sounds unlikely, and Hilton's as perplexed as we are: "To this day, we still don't know how."
That isn't even close to the weirdest thing in this gym, described as a cross between a dance club and a workout room. There's also what Hilton calls a
"human weight machine", which involved using, yes, little people as weights, labeled according to how many kilograms they tipped on the scale and shouting encouragement to the person lifting them. [Asylum]
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Commentarium (4 Comments)
Why doesn't 24 Hour Fitness do this?
So if this actually works to increase women's breast size, it also causes them to come under suspicion as militants-with-exploding-boob-implants, as reported on this very blog, three entries later. https://bit.ly/cdedcd. Just can't win with the big boobies.
maybe it works by building your pecs? I have sort of small boobs and a friend said "wonder if it's possible to make them bigger by working out your pecs" (it was obviously a guy friend)...I thought that was total BS but it might make sense...
This sounds entirely likely. There are many ways to make breasts seem as though they're larger than they really are, as Victoria's Secret has taught us.