The GymBox is a London, UK fitness facility that hosts classes on how to dance at raves, cage fighting, parkour, stiletto workouts and something called "hair re-growth kickboxing." They even have a program called the Lady Gaga Dance, which we imagine is about eight seconds long: "Just do what Madonna did in '86, but do it while looking really coked-out."
Of course, the real draw is the boobs.
The owner, Richard Hilton, explains in a new interview:
Hilton says his staff asked, "Wouldn't it be great to create a class that would help women increase the size of their breasts?", which is why he started offering the program. "We never expected it to work, but after the eight-week course, 80 percent were saying that their bust had increased. It worked."
Which sounds unlikely, and Hilton's as perplexed as we are: "To this day, we still don't know how."
That isn't even close to the weirdest thing in this gym, described as a cross between a dance club and a workout room. There's also what Hilton calls a
"human weight machine", which involved using, yes, little people as weights, labeled according to how many kilograms they tipped on the scale and shouting encouragement to the person lifting them. [Asylum]