Drunk Film Crew Leaves Harry Potter Script in Bar, Nothing Happens

In possibly the most anticlimactic news story ever, the crew currently filming Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, went out, got drunk, and left a 118-page tip on the table of the bar - the unseen and totally secret script for the film. A young woman found the script and turned it over to The Sun who...called up Warner Brothers and gave it back without saying a goddamn thing.

Or, even worse, they said only that there were "several dramatic changes" from the book. Basically, something interesting happened, but we're not going to tell you what. It seems akin to finding a homemade sex tape featuring Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and the Pope and telling us that it "contains nudity," before politely returning it.

And, since The Sun hardly seems above a little potentially-ruinous gossip, we have to wonder about the one-sided exchange between the paper and Warner Bros. Like, what kind of shady deal went down? Were there Death-Eaters? Did someone get paid a million dollars/a chance to kill the young boy that stands between him and immortality?