College Thong Thief Caught With Seventy-Nine Pairs

Now, technically, stealing is stealing, but for somethings, once or twice doesn't seem like a huge deal. Say, for instance, that you're a college guy who gets caught stealing a pair of women's underwear from the laundry room. Maybe you're just joking around, or it was a dare. Maybe you just really need to get laid. However, once you cross into multiple pairs per day for a matter of weeks, there's definitely something going on.

A nineteen-year-old Michigan State student was caught by police with seventy nine thongs in his dorm. He was busted after several students complained about him rifling through dryers in the campus laundry room.  To be honest, this probably happens anywhere between three and 187 times a year at most universities in the US, but rarely does it reach such epic pantie-raiding heights.  If enough of his victims get pissed, he could face criminal charges. If enough of them don't, he will still likely have a hard time finding a date, at least for the rest of the semester.