Finally, something to blame for our economic meltdown. Porn! Everyone, everywhere was looking at porn when we went into a recession. Especially the guys over at the Securities Exchange Commission, who maintained a rather impressive habit all during America's financial collapse. According to the report:
Jesus! Hopefully item number one on Obama's Wall Street reform plan is improving the SEC's internal filter so the guys watching Wall Street aren't distracted by Edward Penishands, Saturday Night Beaver, or Gangbangs of New York. That, America, is change we can believe in.
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