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    Lawdy, lawdy... what selfless deeds did we perform in a previous life to be rewarded with two Miranda Kerr topless shoots... in the same week?

    The first one was admittedly disastrous -- Kerr came off looking smokin' hot... but not remotely like herself. This time, there should be no argument from readers about whether or not it's even her -- the famous eyebrows and lips are in full effect -- although some might say, "Too skinny." Aren't all these models?

    Thanks to GQ and The Superficial for making our weeks complete -- and it's only Wednesday.

    P.S. We know some dumbass blocked out her boobs with that "ANGEL" sign in one of the pics, but they didn't block it out enough... and, of course, bottomless Miranda Kerr! We never thought we'd see the day.

    Commentarium (9 Comments)

    May 19 10 - 1:50pm
    fuckyeahmathias

    wowwwwww.....bottomless is the best pic here

    May 19 10 - 1:51pm
    TwL

    Right on.

    May 19 10 - 7:57pm
    meh

    her face. seriously?

    May 20 10 - 1:04am
    Jess

    I think ew. I'm from Australia and I am so tired of seeing her stupid face/semi-naked boniness everywhere!

    May 20 10 - 2:23am
    K

    Tan lines? SERIOUSLY?

    May 20 10 - 3:43pm
    Little Fiend

    OMG. Love the tan lines!! So so sexy.

    May 22 10 - 7:34pm
    England

    That tan line doesn't match up with the bikini bottom. I believe it was photoshopped. 3rd pic down, you would see the tan line from the side, but you don't at all.

    May 22 10 - 7:41pm
    KS

    It was certainly either photoshopped in or photoshopped out.

    Jul 09 10 - 4:56pm
    realman

    I wish had the job of photoshopping Miranda Kerr. Day-um!

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