Finally, a dating site just for ugly people

Rejoice, you aesthetically challenged people of Britain! Thanks to one of your more pioneering countrymen, there's now a safe haven created expressly for you and your disgusting ilk. Howard James' The Ugly Bug Ball is a new dating site that entices users to jump into its self-proclaimed "ocean of uglies."

This unattractive new mating ground, known as T.U.B.B. to its users and as the U.K. to the rest of the world, is intended to relieve romantic insecurity for anybody who doesn't "like what they see in the mirror." I have a small inkling that this might be a tongue-in-cheek hoax, but, since the British aren't beyond being horrible every now and then, who knows.