Lets go back to our time machine, 11 years ago. It's 1999, and MTV still plays music videos. Lilith Fair is in the air, and we're all really psyched that…
What was with Saturday Night Live this weekend? Why are we all pretending that Jude Law and Pearl Jam are both culturally relevant, when they both peaked…
"I'm known for going for things. I'm quite passionate, fiery. Nudity doesn't concern me at all..." says the star of this year's hottest non-nude photo…
By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 15th, 2010 | Comments (7)
Today is the Ides of March, the day in 44 BCE that a group of Roman senators carried out the conspiracy to kill then-dictator-for-life Julius Caesar and…
By James Brady Ryan on Mar 15th, 2010 | Comments (4)
"Is the Kama Sutra referring only to periods of time that people are not as sexually inclined, or may the authors have been speaking to those who are to…
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Admit it, you're kind of obsessed with Lady Gaga's "Telephone." Last Friday, when you were supposed to be working, you watched it eleven times in a row.…
Sponsored Post Look at this f*cking zombie In Comedy Central's new animated horror-comedy Ugly Americans, New York City is overrun with every monster and…
Sorry, Summit Entertainment casting agents, I'm not going to be fooled by you twice. We've been down this road with Lautner, and it is shamefully obvious…
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It was well over 25 years ago when a man named Kevin Garn and a girl named Cheryl Maher got naked together in a hot tub. Normally, no one would care... but…
By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 15th, 2010 | Comments (5)
Everyone just be glad you aren't Dutch: people over there are demanding that nurses should provide sexual fulfillment as part of their hospital care. "I…
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For the 998th and final time, come see us at South By Southwest on Saturday and stay tuned to Scanner for updates and interviews with some semi-celebs and…
By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 12th, 2010 | Comments (1)
If you're caught breaking into a church, it's probably best for your case if you don't use their facilities to watch porn in. "Men age 30 have an average…
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As a chick, there's no way to deny that Amanda Seyfried is sexy. I feel like if you poll all American girlfriends with the question "Who would you be most…
Welcome to another installment of everyone's favorite round-up: The Week-In-Gayness. After a bit of a hiatus, we had no choice but to revive her this week,…
Do you want to feel deep, sensual intimacy with someone other than your cat? (I hope the answer to that question is yes for all of you.) Well just follow…
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Well, well, well...it seems Kari Ferrell, the cute and prolific con artist everyone was fascinated with last year is out of jail. For the uninitiated,…